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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 12:41 pm 
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Man #1: I can't tell when you're telling the truth . . . <br><br>Man #2: I'm not. <br><br>Man #1: How do I know anything you've said to me is . . . <br><br>Man #2: You don't. <br><br>Frank Zappa, "Electric Aunt Jemima"<br><br>P.S. Does anyone know who those people are?<br>

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"A marrige is between a Man and a Women not two Men or two Women. Our society is supposed to accept all individs." <br><br> G. W. Bush<br><br>------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>Well, maybe not exactly like that but in sorta way, I read about the sppech about this seen in the quote above in a newspaper.<br><br> -/dr_grogg

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:38 pm 
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arnold wrote:
The best activitities for your health are pumping and humping

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer

Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 3:39 am 
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[quote author=mungo link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=0#10 date=01/23/03 at 16:11:11]" nobody looks good with brown lipstick on " -  fz<br><br>( sorry its fz but the whole thing about holes got me thinkin )<br><br>mungo[/quote]<br><br>hey don't you play with project object ?<br><br>i saw that band in Asheville NC. with ike willis ..... absolutely free done in it's entireity

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:50 pm 
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"The fish ate my furniture" <br>( Michael Nesmith from Elephant Parts video)<br> ;D ;D ;D

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[quote author=HoranceCornsnaps link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=90#91 date=08/23/03 at 15:50:37]"The fish ate my furniture" <br>( Michael Nesmith from Elephant Parts video)<br> ;D ;D ;D[/quote]<br>Wow, I haven't seen that video in years. I remember the skit where a woman was face down on the bar and Michael was sitting next to her drunkenly talking to the bartender. he asked him to bring him a "mar-negrita...and bring a cop of cuffee for the lady." He motioned towards her head with a lit cigarette and set her hair on fire.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2003 11:29 am 
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Bob:  "Why are the French so God-awfully bad at rock and roll?"<br><br>French Police Inspector:  "What do you mean?"<br><br>Bob:  "I mean we give you Elvis Presley, Frank Zappa, Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan, and you give us Johnny Holliday" (sp?)<br><br>From the movie "The Good Thief", 2002, directed by Neil "The Crying Game" Jordan.<br><br>The role of "Bob" played by Nick Nolte. <br><br>(My wife wondered why I kept pausing the dvd and playing it back several times)

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Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks, does yours? - Me

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"America has entered one of its periods of historic madness, but this is the worst I can remember."<br><br>John le Carre'


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"Oh! to be a lord"<br>Stash N Tee  ;D

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"Money gives you permission to just walk away from everything that isn't pretty and perfect. You can't put up with anything less than lovely. You spend your life running, avoiding, escaping."--<br><br>Chuck Palahniuk, "Diary"<br><br>Go out to your bookstore and get it!


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