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"Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?"<br><br>"...I  can sing only about an octave, with 75% to 80% pitch accuracy. Let's be honest about it, friends 'n neighbors: with specs like that, I couldn't even pass an audition to get in my own band."<br><br>"My lyrics are dumb. So what?"<br><br>"To be able to write a piece of music and hear it in your head is a completely different sensation from the ordinary listening experience."

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Faster'n a three-peckered owl!

[quote author=ZF link=board=quotes;num=1035992364;start=45#50 date=04/15/03 at 02:43:03]<br><br><br>:-[ Think, we'd better not tell ya then :-[........ [/quote]<br><br>

Jazz is not dead....it just smells funny

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He (Barney Frank congressman) is a great role model for  young gay men all across america.

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"I FIGURE THE ODDS BE FIFTY-FIFTY!" ;D<br><br>Not much of a quote though...

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My favorite of Frank's quotes is either the quote from "Jewish Princess" in "Catholic Girls" or the quote from "Sinister Footwear" in "Wild Love".

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Faster'n a three-peckered owl!

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.<br><br>For some real personal satisfaction, try yelling out your own names.<br><br>Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.<br><br>The people of your century no longer require the service of composers.<br>A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.<br><br>Here I stand hoping against hope that it's a chick with a low voice.

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I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clamshell riding on a sea of marshmallow foam.

Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not.

I like this one...<br><br>PERSON: "So, Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"<br><br>FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"<br><br>Wish I knew what interview that was from.

"Composers make music, not musicians."  

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"There's too many men, too many people making too many problems and not enough love to go 'round"

"I don't have a problem with gay marriage, let them suffer like the rest of us" - Chris Rock

"Who wants to go through life with a tiny nose and a white glove on one hand??"   FZ

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"There's too many men, too many people making too many problems and not enough love to go 'round"

"I don't have a problem with gay marriage, let them suffer like the rest of us" - Chris Rock

I saw this in a photo of FZ and he was wearing a badge that said "YOU COME FIRST".<br>Appart from the obvious sexual connetations I like the abiguous nature of that statemant.<br>It doesn't say "I COME FIRST". Rather "YOU" or perhaps it's a collective "YOU". Either way doesn't matter but "What the Fuck..."<br><br>I'm sure if Frank were still with us he'd be saying...<br><br>"The nect time George W Bush is on the television, sit your child down in front of it and tell him 'If that man offers you candy, wants you to get in his car or tells you to go and fight in Iraq tell him NO!!

"Thanks to our schools and political leadership,<br>the U.S. has acquired an international reputation<br>as the home of 250 million people dumb enough to<br>buy 'The Wacky Wall-Walker.'"<br>

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"reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF!"

"a student is not a tangerine"

I'm thinkin' that it's either:<br><br>"Information is not knowledge<br>Knowledge is not wisdom<br>Wisdom is not truth<br>Truth is not beauty<br>Beauty is not music<br>Music is the best"<br><br>(i think i got that right...)<br><br>or  "Revolution is just this year's flower power."

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Hey punk, where ya goin' with that flower in your hand?

[center]You Will Only Hear,..[/center]<br><br>[center]10 SONGS A DAY[/center]<br><br>[move]for the rest of yer life...[/move]

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When Ben Watson asked FZ what he thought about academics studying his music and lyrical subject matter he said:<br><br>"I think they should get a real estate license."<br><br>

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I like:<br><br>"Zank you very much." <br><br>After hearing Tinseltown Rebellion I started saying that too. He says that quote four times on the album.

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