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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:10 am 
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Do you believe in magic?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:24 am 
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Can we get some Canonization over here?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:01 pm 
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Do you want to shoot Jim from a cannon?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:34 pm 
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Do you ask questions with obvious answers often?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:38 pm 
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Why don't you all just bend over and play pucker tag?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:06 pm 
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Does your game envolve a safe word, or a safety net?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:50 pm 
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will you wonder if it's safe to remove skin tags?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:23 am 
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Are you quivering in anticipation?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:53 am 
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Are your buns clenching in fear?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:35 am 
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Are your toes gripping the shag pile?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:36 am 
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What's it's Sphincter Factor?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:10 pm 
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Isn't it resolved with a butt plug?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:34 pm 
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As the most experienced with that kind of deVICE, can't you tell us?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:44 pm 
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Surely such talk is sinful?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:44 pm 
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Is it a pope shaped butt plug?


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:29 am 
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With the papal mitre for easy insertion?


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:04 pm 
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Blood of christ for lubrication?



I know, I know, I'm going straight to hell......


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:13 am 
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Possibly with instant anal stigmata function?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:08 pm 
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After use will I need to make an appointment with the proctologist?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:57 pm 
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Yes. How perticular are you about his practice?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:35 pm 
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Should I be worried if the doctor has both hands on my shoulders, during the examination?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:05 pm 
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Only if their whitch doctor, right?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:09 pm 
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One that would says 'Oo Ee Oo Ah ah Ting ting Walla walla Bing bang'?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:56 am 
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Is that some kind of secrete spell?


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Would it be painful to secrete a spell?

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