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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:20 pm 
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The new James Bond Film
Planned to see it but didn't
A long time to sit

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:44 pm 
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Milton Bradley wrote:
The new James Bond Film
Planned to see it but didn't
A long time to sit


Skyfall! Me neither.
But I've heard it's pretty good.
Judi Dench is M!

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:13 am 
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Is this a Zappa Haiku?:

They grabbed me
Then they beat me
Then they told me
They don't like me


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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:32 am 
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Rahdley wrote:
Is this a Zappa Haiku?:

They grabbed me
Then they beat me
Then they told me
They don't like me

First, they done grabbed me.
Then, they beat me, then told me,
That they don't like me.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:54 pm 
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Here is another:

I will go to a house
That's what I will do
I will go to a house


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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:19 am 
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Location: Centerville, Norway
Nanook of the North
During rut in Disko Bay
Seals call Disko Boy

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:33 am 
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Hey, look what I found!
I hope you guys are ready.
Ready for MADNESS!!

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:37 am 
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I was just thinking...
I wonder what would happen
if i bumped this thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:58 am 
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Probably nothing.
Is that what you were thinking?
Don't lie to me, boy.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 4:31 am 
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Someone? Anyone?
What seems to be the prob... WAIT!
What table is this?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Location: Pouting for you? Punky Meadows, pouting for you?!!
I couldn't decide,
one way or the other, but,
I'm hedging my bets.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:00 am 
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Fucking hungover
Drank too much on New Years Eve
I need Coors Light now

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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I slept through New Years...
the only balls I saw drop
were mine... on my bed.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Television sucks!
Watching "The Bachelor" now
What else can I say?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Finally I can
listen to Chalk Pie, and all
thanks to Zappateers 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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My wife is screaming
Kids are running around wild
It must be Sunday

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Location: On The Borderline
Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Watched The Hobbit 3
At the cinema with friends
It was a good film.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Who flung poo? he said
With spots all over his face
Must be the monkey

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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an imploding sun
forecasts the unseen darkness
... look into the sky

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Location: where the dogs roll by
in it's heyday this thread was
quite popular but
now not so much any more

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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we can bring it back,
pump new life into it's lungs...
boy becomes a man.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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3 days ill from greed.
Night sweats,fatigue, vomit, chills.
The 'meat sweats' are real.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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I know how you feel
Food poisoning sucks Phil
Try Penicillin

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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i don't eat the dead.
not to say i never did...
boy becomes a man.

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