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Zappa could sing well.
Britney Spears lip-synchs to us.
Need I say more, now?

yes, whats your point?

Take it easy Raoul.

ill take it wherever i want

My optical mouse
Fell on the floo-wer. Took two
years to pick it up.

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blap.
blap, blap,
blap.

Five hundred units
And more, from just the one guy.
What do I play next?

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Yoko screams loudly
Johnny gives forth with feedback;
Frank leaves the stage now.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

Channel Thirty-Two
On Sirius Radio
Good Ole Grateful Dead

Sixty-Thirty-Two
On my Dish Network TV
Fucking Grateful Dead

Twenty-Four/Seven
On Sirius Radio
Grateful Dead Concerts

One for Two, Three for Five... You know what I mean?

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Free at last, free at last, great googleymoogley I am free at last!!!

All right! Haiku's back!

First apply the cream
Razor cross face, so easy
Too bad I forgot

Did laundry last night
My favorite pair of boxers
Did tear, and I wept

Peter Cetera
Were it not for Terry Kath
Would have sucked much worse

Skyscraper building
Construction occurs outside
It doth obscure light

Belly button lint
A haven of warmth within
My inny navel

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

What the fuck was that?
Are you talkin' to me pal?
Just shut the fuck up!

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Fuck this Haiku shit.
Frank Zappa is the greatest.
Haiku fucking sucks.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

NASCAR on T.V.
As I wait for the "big one".
Bang! Thump! Crunch! What fun!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

My wife is pissed off.
We had bolognie and eggs.
Jets / Giants at one.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Why talk like caveman?
Me not need grammar right now.
Me need new cave home.

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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you DESERVE it."

Ran out of butts now.
I need to run to the store.
To go and buy more.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Give unto me a
bit of flooring under this
fat floating sofa

Ike Willis sung well.
And Frank Zappa on guitar.
They took it real far.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Noticing eyebrows
Passing time at the airport
When boredom sets in

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Haiku is,
like,
just three lines.

Mixing some music.
That kick drum needs some EQ.
Just put in the gate.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Had to go to France
I found when you go ca-ca
They make you stand up!

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Free at last, free at last, great googleymoogley I am free at last!!!

as I said befo'
you did not get the clue on
how to use it right

The funniest thing
Is happening somewhere now
Where? Hell if I know

Electricity
Electrons move, fuel the lamps
That must be boring

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Feets won't work today.
Don't want no bitching phone calls.
Will waste day with us.

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Every group I like
Just Plain Doug has seen play live
Sometimes makes me mad

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!