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just plain doug

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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:57 pm

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

And it pleases me,
Ever so much, Feetlightup.
Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!
:mrgreen:

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:53 pm

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Posts: 6098
Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

Tired after work.
Pepperoni pizza good.
Wife is not home yet.

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polydigm

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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:11 pm

Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:03 pm
Posts: 5623
Location: Pouting for you? Punky Meadows, pouting for you?!!

Bebopaloola
She's my baby, Billy Thorpe
Late of the Aztecs

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

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sabrinaIII

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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:50 am

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Posts: 3493
Location: The Blue Light

The River
Wherever I live
A knock at the door, who is it?
It's the river, dear.

Brian Eno, Brian Eno
Eno in the morn,
Wakes me up fine; closes eyes
At eve, does Eno.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

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feetlightup

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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:30 am

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Posts: 5677
Location: Closer than I Appear

My pants are shrinking
Either that or I'm fatter
I'll choose the former

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:21 pm

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Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

I woke up too late.
My wife is yelling at me.
Go to work you ass!

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drooling_savant

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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:16 pm

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:16 pm
Posts: 951
Location: Wandering aimlessly through the American wasteland...

Lonely for Zappa
I return to The Forum
Where hungy freaks go.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:47 pm

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Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

Trendy posts long threads.
And they don't make too much sense.
I love this forum.

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feetlightup

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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:58 am

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Location: Closer than I Appear

Sensation of thirst
Need water for survival
Think I'll get me some

Hair on top of head
Grows down and into my ears
Time for a hair cut

Blase' subjects form
The content of my haikus
But it must be said

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pocket_fisherman

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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:30 am

Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:38 pm
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Location: Connecticut

sabrinaIII wrote:

The River
Wherever I live
A knock at the door, who is it?
It's the river, dear.

Brian Eno, Brian Eno
Eno in the morn,
Wakes me up fine; closes eyes
At eve, does Eno.

No pussy footing
Taking Tiger mountain and
Here come the warm jets!

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sabrinaIII

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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:00 pm

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Posts: 3493
Location: The Blue Light

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seansdadj

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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:14 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:43 pm
Posts: 8

i just wanted to try
a nice haiku written with spontaneous elegance
did i do it right?

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feetlightup

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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:19 pm

Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:07 pm
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Location: Closer than I Appear

I just ate too much
And it wasn't even good
What a dolt I am

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:35 am

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Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

haiku madness back
two thousand eight should be good
i think i got wood
:mrgreen:

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:40 am

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Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

seansdadj wrote:

i just wanted to try
a nice haiku written with spontaneous elegance
did i do it right?

no.
it's 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. not words..... :wink:

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SwaggartDecisions

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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:43 am

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Posts: 267
Location: Texas Motel

The lawsuits are here
In The Vault there is nothing
I will buy sake

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:52 am

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Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

The Giants will win.
On a cold Wisconsin day.
My bookie will pay.

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LaMarrBruister

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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:15 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:13 am
Posts: 1725
Location: FLINT-USA

Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:

I woke up too late.
My wife is yelling at me.
Go to work you ass!

That happens to me EVERY day! Good one,Galoot. :wink:

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feetlightup

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:13 am

Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:07 pm
Posts: 5677
Location: Closer than I Appear

Martin Luther King
A hero for civil rights
So why'm I at work?

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SwaggartDecisions

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:31 am

Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:19 pm
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Location: Texas Motel

why'm?

YOU gaijin CHEATER, feetlightup-san!

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feetlightup

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:39 am

Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:07 pm
Posts: 5677
Location: Closer than I Appear

SwaggartDecisions wrote:

why'm?

YOU gaijin CHEATER, feetlightup-san!

I got my poetic license last year. Only $15, thru the DMV.

It's a very useful contraction if you think about it. You can use it too for only $15.

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SwaggartDecisions

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:05 am

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Location: Texas Motel

I won't get licensed
Not even for fifteen bucks
Jury duty calls

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pocket_fisherman

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:21 am

Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:38 pm
Posts: 137
Location: Connecticut

Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:

The Giants will win.
On a cold Wisconsin day.
My bookie will pay.

Favre interception
the Packers lose in OT
you have more money

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feetlightup

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:28 am

Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:07 pm
Posts: 5677
Location: Closer than I Appear

pocket_fisherman wrote:

Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:

The Giants will win.
On a cold Wisconsin day.
My bookie will pay.

Favre interception
the Packers lose in OT
you have more money

Giants kicker choked
And then when the chips were down
Forty-Seven Yards

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goregantuan

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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:29 am

Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:49 am
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Location: Frydek-Mistek, Czech Republic

These were written during my German class

"Hast du ein Schwester?"
"Nein, ich habe kein Schwester."
This language sucks nuts

Post apocalypse
the planet lies in ruins
Tom Cruise still sucks, though

Give unto me a
bit of flooring under this
fat floating sofa

The Dude abides, man
For he is far fucking out
Nothing is fucked, dude

This is wisdom: let
he who hath understanding
reckon the number

of the beast, for it
is the number of a man
it is six six six

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