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And it pleases me,
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The River
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A knock at the door, who is it?
It's the river, dear.

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Eno in the morn,
Wakes me up fine; closes eyes
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Trendy posts long threads.
And they don't make too much sense.
I love this forum.

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Sensation of thirst
Need water for survival
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Blase' subjects form
The content of my haikus
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The River
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Brian Eno, Brian Eno
Eno in the morn,
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At eve, does Eno.


No pussy footing
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i just wanted to try
a nice haiku written with spontaneous elegance
did i do it right?


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I just ate too much
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haiku madness back
two thousand eight should be good
i think i got wood
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seansdadj wrote:
i just wanted to try
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did i do it right?

no.
it's 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. not words..... :wink:

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The Giants will win.
On a cold Wisconsin day.
My bookie will pay.

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That happens to me EVERY day! Good one,Galoot. :wink:


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why'm?

YOU gaijin CHEATER, feetlightup-san! :)


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YOU gaijin CHEATER, feetlightup-san! :)


I got my poetic license last year. Only $15, thru the DMV.

It's a very useful contraction if you think about it. You can use it too for only $15.

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Jury duty calls


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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
The Giants will win.
On a cold Wisconsin day.
My bookie will pay.


Favre interception
the Packers lose in OT
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
The Giants will win.
On a cold Wisconsin day.
My bookie will pay.


Favre interception
the Packers lose in OT
you have more money


Giants kicker choked
And then when the chips were down
Forty-Seven Yards

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These were written during my German class

"Hast du ein Schwester?"
"Nein, ich habe kein Schwester."
This language sucks nuts

Post apocalypse
the planet lies in ruins
Tom Cruise still sucks, though

Give unto me a
bit of flooring under this
fat floating sofa

The Dude abides, man
For he is far fucking out
Nothing is fucked, dude

This is wisdom: let
he who hath understanding
reckon the number

of the beast, for it
is the number of a man
it is six six six

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