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 Post subject: re: haiku madness
PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Dangerous and dark
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Had to post this here
To celebrate this haiku
My 4000th post

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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congratulations

you great big galoot monger

now answer your mail

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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saggy nutcase banned
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Trolls come, trolls go here.
Only Trendmonger remains.
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Water pipe done bust.
Try to blame dat shit on me.
Listened to Thing-Fish.

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 Post subject: re: haiku madness
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the toilet blew up
later on the next day ay
ay ay eee ay ay

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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And when da smoked cleared
People be walkin' da streets
Eatin' McNuggets

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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No water today
Are plumbing problems catching?
Hope not, Galoot C!

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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pthh, pabloosh-toosh, blattt!
The tap's making a strange noise.
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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No water today
Are plumbing problems catching?
Hope not, Galoot C!

Never can tell Sabs
A flushed tampon backs up fast
To Ontario

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Rode my bike last night
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Just got new couches
Concerned cats will scratch them up
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Watching the twins grow
Noah and Maggie can walk
Trouble on the rise

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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I said that was then
There was an awkward silence
She said this is now

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Got time off of work
For two days in a row now
Wonder what I'll do

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Location: Wandering aimlessly through the American wasteland...
Tiger Ten-Fifty
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Mother's Day went well
Although Maggie shit her pants
While we were eating

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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wot waz dat oi oid
twaz it summit i shoughta
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Bump for old time sake
A great thread without Isaac
Who couldn't haiku

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Washing up on shore
A thread many thought had died
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Off today from work
And more snow is on the way
Owning a home sucks

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