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Leaving Whitestone Queens
For a big house in Reeders
Thats Pennsylvania

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Need more space outside,
To play that vinyl real loud!
Got to keep moving.


--Galoot...remove the word "That's", for a better haiku.

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Many moons have passed
since this was an active thread
New color again

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It's a question of pronunciation Doug. If you pronounce ia as ee - ah then it's two syllables but if you pronounce it yah then it's only one.

Penn - syl - vay - nee - ah or Penn - syl - vane - yah.

I wouldn't dare pronounce which one was correct.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Local dialect
Yep,Polydigm is correct
Like "aluminum"

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You mean "al-you-min-ee-um"?

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A lu men e um
Pen syl van e a quibble
Not over these things.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Ha ha, ha ha ha
Ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Local dialect
Can be confusing at times
Maybe Isaac knows

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Invoking Isaac
Do we miss the manic mess?
mind answers mutely

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

Not me: re Isaac
I think I would rather go
Wrestle Brock Lesnar.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

blossoms live today
how fragile they are fleeting
open before rain

bored as fuck, I sit
sick and tired of all this shit
at least there's music

I have got no friends
They're all too stupid to see
What good music is

I hate my darkness
So I'd be an Emo kid
Without Frank Zappa

"Liked my avatar"
is what he said to me then
"Go away", I thought.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

To haiku or not
Better that I do than not
On the zappa forum

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Bored out of my mind
Can't think of something to do
Any suggestions?

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

He uses ruler
To measure his tiny thing
Then he draws cartoons

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Obsessed with Isaac
The forum's most respected one
Big time CEO

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Quoting Colbert's Republican Healthcare Haiku from a few days ago...


Blood in the Urine


A Tingling Down the Left Arm


Walk It Off, Grandma

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

Anthony Weiner
Fooling around on the web
Forced to resign now

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

There's definitely
Some hilarious moments
In this haiku thread

weiners and rulers
makes this and instant classic
again and again

So true, RK.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

What's it all about?
Who gives a shit, anyway?
Is this song over?

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

The mud elephant
wading through the sea
leaves no tracks

This Haiku is from:

[place answer here]

I do not know where
That odd haiku comes from, but,
It gets me horny!

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