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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:25 am 
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just plain doug wrote:
Rahdley wrote:
The mud elephant
wading through the sea
leaves no tracks

This Haiku is from:

[place answer here]

I will not say where
That odd haiku comes from, but,
It gets me horny!

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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shot by the cops as
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Isaac Baranoff
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I'm not a racist

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:50 am 
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Hot, hotter, hottest
More than ever before now
Tomorrow, some rain?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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It's not just like hot
It's more like Africa hot
Airconditioning

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Canned ravioli
It's what Doug likes to eat but
Sabby likes sushi.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Cal drove down the road
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Ravioli for Doug
Sushi is something I like
Herein lies balance.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Zappa Forum Time...
Come for the FZ, and then
Stay for the haiku! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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"Meet at the Mudd Club.
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Halloween Concert
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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I don't even care
if you shave your legs or brush
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Too Big To Fail? How
about the US of A?
Now, that's pretty big!

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Best is yet to come
Not even close to failing
God will see us through

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:59 am 
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Just remember that
It's five, seven and then five
To do a Haiku

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:15 am 
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Eating week old pork
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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I've got no haikus
To think of at this moment.
Carry on, please. Thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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I never made it
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:36 pm 
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Rahdley wrote:
The mud elephant
wading through the sea
leaves no tracks

This Haiku is from:

[place answer here]


From a Fugs album
"National Haiku Contest"
The track bears this name

waittaminnit... it's not even a proper haiku. Damn that Ken Weaver.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Been gone for a week
Doing work around the house
Thank you Steele's Hardware

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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It's Accuweather?
"My foot!", is what I would say.
Promised rain? Absent.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Lemme take you to
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Help me I'm a Rock
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