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A co-worker quit.
Will have to do overtime.
This blows real big chunks!

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My iPod smells like
A turtle and it is green
Ha Ha I'm joking

It's so cold outside
It's frozen through to my brain
Thus the last haiku

We're in the ballpark
And the view is just fine thanks
I caught a foul ball

We're in the ballpark
Unexpected Perfection
Is not found in here

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Rare Goat does Crimson.
Ballpark is seldom better.
Robert doesn't mind.

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phil manzanera
robert fripp brian eno
roxy meets crimson

drank beer from the fridge
put on the tube nothing on
back to the forum

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Back to the forum
Looks like only Trend-borg's here
Eyes and ears, read, weep

Trendy has bread crumbs
Leading the way to his brain
But the trail ended

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Cease and desist post
Didn't turn out very good
Trendy is to blame

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Good Lord, haiku is supposed to be graceful.

Trend-borg is more suitable for limericks.

Limerick? mm-kaay

There once was a man named Gary
Whose devotion to Zappa was scary
Wouldn't be much longer
Before he became Trendmonger
And turned into the forum's adversary

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That's the spirit. Now start a new thread.

PS: I would change the last line to

And turned into the forum's pink fairy

I seriously considered "fairy" for the final rhyme, but the term doesn't really fit in TM's case. He's 100% MANLY.

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So that's what "managamos" means!

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Well feets, after years of careful consideration, I'm of the opinion that it's better to fit the manly to the limerick than the limerick to the manly.

May we enjoy manly happy hours of manly limericking in our new limerick thread in the manly year of 2008.

Cheers, my manly brother!

There once was a poster from Setauket
Couldn't post a pic so said fuck it.
So he wrote this little ditty instead:
"Ode To Paddy"

Back in the day. Back in the days of old.
They told Paddy Ryan the streets were paved with gold.
So he got on the plane, and he jetted to Mullen's Pub.
He had no idea how many dishes he would scrub.
A few years later he became a bartender.
He started makin' money an beceame the big spender.
He made people wait for their Heineken brew.
Then O'Hearn came in an he ordered beef stew.
Cool people came in who were on the scene.
But Ryan always dissed them cause he was fuckin' mean.
Then his brother came in, needed money for some smoke.
He said "I'd love to help you, but I'm Fuckin' broke".

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

The first word in this limerick is discorporate
It means I can't think of anything that rhymes with it.

The legal system
Self perpetuating bull
Draining all our funds

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Haikus are so cool
I learned about them in school
I'm a Haiku fool

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Smooth peanut butter
It's much better than chunky
And it won't cause death

Death comes to us all
Give in to the dark dark night
Or don't, I don't care

Soft furry kitties
Flying high above the clouds
Lay off the Kool-Aid

When things get ugly
Nothing can quite cheer me up
Like some dumb haikus

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You are not mature.
I am the only one here,
Who is. So fuck you.

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He he he he! Go ahead, try to brighten up my day! I dare you!

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

This forum will soon
collapse under the weight of
old, musty, dead threads.

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"I don't think Pop Tarts have any place in our Lord's plans for the world."

Never thought I'd say
In the wake of this tantrum
I miss Trendmonger

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Oh, now I get it
The cat is out of the bag
Poor old Feetlightup

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

I can never think
Of how many syllables
A damn haiku is.

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