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We've got a lot of professional insulters here on the forum, so go hog wild!

Anything goes - Name-calling, Snappy Comebacks, Responses to Hecklers, whatever.

One that I learned from being on this forum was "FUCKTARD". Yes, I owe this one to the Zappa fan community.

Another idea is that whenever we want to shower another person with a vast array of insults, just post a link to this topic.

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"Shithook"
"Fuckstain"
"Asstard"

telling someone "now go get your fucking shinebox"

this thread..............

http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... &start=287

and the one i made about the Issac Family Reunion

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This is an old one but still funny. I busted out laughing last nite when someone here called another member "Rain Man". All I could picture was Dustin Hoffman struggling to form a sentance and it fit that person PERFECTLY.
I hadn't heard that for awhile. Thanks, Spacebro .

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I think the furthest I ever had to go here was calling someone a Filho da Puta. I am not proud of it, as this guy turned out to be alright since then... I had to zig zag my way though many attack campaigns the last 2-3 years since I realized we are no more than sheeps browsing our share of cyber grass, so I have been called many many nice names too...

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

Most of german curses are related to feces. It occurs to me that english/american insults are more related to genitals and intercourse. I prefer those references. So everything with "fuck" in it is nice. Dumbass is a nice word as well.

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

This isn't really an insult, but it's a good way to have the final word in any argument:

"Oh YEAH? Well at least MY frogs don't bury holes in the DESERT!!"

And then you leave the room. That oughta shut em up for a while.

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At a show, I believe it was 1970, Zappa said to the audience,
"Come to order, Raisins."

JPF, this was hysterical.

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I was annoyed with someone today and the only thing I could think of to call them was a mudflap.Well, I liked it anyways.

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I heard Edmund Blackadder referred to as "Privy-Breath" on The Black Adder 2.

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My favourites derive from the Dutch Donald Duck magazine. Because of the self-censorship in order to keep the devout readers, the editors become very creative in calling names, from failed pianotuner to overdone hamburger.
One of the weirdest I read was (poor translation alert!)
"You failed product of a baboon growery!"

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Stop being infantile, you pissy little shit!

I'm rather fond of calling someone a "Neanderfuck".
"Fuckwad" works, too.
Back around '69 (that's 1969!) I came across "You pork-honk!". Sounds cool, but I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

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Jizz Jar.

'Schlomo faggot mongol.'

It's fun to say. Those are 3 fun words to say.

Asshat
Cockwallet
Jizzlobber
Sgt. Sandy Vagina
Mangina

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"Ya like horses?"

trendmonger

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One two, buckle my shoe!

Cumguzzler

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A woman and I walked into each other in Grand Central Station a few years ago during rush hour. She stopped and called me an Asshole. I raised my voice and snarled "CUNT" into her face. She looked pretty defeated. A NYC cop was observing, he laughed. She walked away and gave me the finger. I thought it was pretty funny too, so I laughed.

Edit: I do recall a briefcase, and hair in a bun. Women do hate it when you call them cunts, but be careful about doing this at home. You might get slapped.

Douchy McDouchlington
Fuckwad
CumDumpster (credit Robert Smigel)
or the old classic: Dipshit

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"Too weird to live, too rare to die"-Hunter S. Thompson

I always like asking if a house has just fallen on your sister. Some get it straight away and laugh, others just get confused which makes it even better.

Numpty Fuckwit is a popular one where i come from as well.

"Get a dog up ya!"

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Nice!

You're not capable of anything, you fuck-faced nappy-pisser....

Yeah, Fuck Face is a good one, also Fat Fuck...
and my personal favorite: YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' PIECE-A-SHIT!!!!!

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Some folks got it
Some folks don't
Some so yoogly
They never won't

I say "Buttbag" a lot.

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