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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:46 am 
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We've got a lot of professional insulters here on the forum, so go hog wild!

Anything goes - Name-calling, Snappy Comebacks, Responses to Hecklers, whatever.

One that I learned from being on this forum was "FUCKTARD". Yes, I owe this one to the Zappa fan community.

Another idea is that whenever we want to shower another person with a vast array of insults, just post a link to this topic.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:56 am 
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"Shithook"
"Fuckstain"
"Asstard"

telling someone "now go get your fucking shinebox"

this thread..............

http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... &start=287

and the one i made about the Issac Family Reunion

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This is an old one but still funny. I busted out laughing last nite when someone here called another member "Rain Man". All I could picture was Dustin Hoffman struggling to form a sentance and it fit that person PERFECTLY.
I hadn't heard that for awhile. Thanks, Spacebro :mrgreen:.

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I think the furthest I ever had to go here was calling someone a Filho da Puta. I am not proud of it, as this guy turned out to be alright since then... I had to zig zag my way though many attack campaigns the last 2-3 years since I realized we are no more than sheeps browsing our share of cyber grass, so I have been called many many nice names too...

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Most of german curses are related to feces. It occurs to me that english/american insults are more related to genitals and intercourse. I prefer those references. So everything with "fuck" in it is nice. Dumbass is a nice word as well. :D

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This isn't really an insult, but it's a good way to have the final word in any argument:

"Oh YEAH? Well at least MY frogs don't bury holes in the DESERT!!"

And then you leave the room. That oughta shut em up for a while.

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At a show, I believe it was 1970, Zappa said to the audience,
"Come to order, Raisins."


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jaypfunk wrote:
"Shithook"
"Fuckstain"
"Asstard"

telling someone "now go get your fucking shinebox"

this thread..............

http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... &start=287



JPF, this was hysterical.

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I was annoyed with someone today and the only thing I could think of to call them was a mudflap.Well, I liked it anyways.

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I heard Edmund Blackadder referred to as "Privy-Breath" on The Black Adder 2.

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My favourites derive from the Dutch Donald Duck magazine. Because of the self-censorship in order to keep the devout readers, the editors become very creative in calling names, from failed pianotuner to overdone hamburger.
One of the weirdest I read was (poor translation alert!)
"You failed product of a baboon growery!"

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Check it:

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Stop being infantile, you pissy little shit!

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I'm rather fond of calling someone a "Neanderfuck".
"Fuckwad" works, too.
Back around '69 (that's 1969!) I came across "You pork-honk!". Sounds cool, but I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

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Jizz Jar.


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'Schlomo faggot mongol.'

It's fun to say. Those are 3 fun words to say.


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A woman and I walked into each other in Grand Central Station a few years ago during rush hour. She stopped and called me an Asshole. I raised my voice and snarled "CUNT" into her face. She looked pretty defeated. A NYC cop was observing, he laughed. She walked away and gave me the finger. I thought it was pretty funny too, so I laughed.

Edit: I do recall a briefcase, and hair in a bun. Women do hate it when you call them cunts, but be careful about doing this at home. You might get slapped.


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Douchy McDouchlington
Fuckwad
CumDumpster (credit Robert Smigel)
or the old classic: Dipshit :mrgreen:

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I always like asking if a house has just fallen on your sister. Some get it straight away and laugh, others just get confused which makes it even better.

Numpty Fuckwit is a popular one where i come from as well.


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"Get a dog up ya!"

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Ed Organus Maximus wrote:
Check it:

http://www.anxietyculture.com/family.htm

Family values generator:

Now you can recreate that warm, loving family feeling from the comfort of your own desktop

New Summer 2005 version – now over
250,000 possible random combinations of cosy,
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Instructions:

1. Click button to randomly create family values.
2. Repeat as desired.
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Stop being infantile, you pissy little shit!

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Nice!

You're not capable of anything, you fuck-faced nappy-pisser....


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SPACEBROTHER wrote:
Ed Organus Maximus wrote:
Check it:

http://www.anxietyculture.com/family.htm

Family values generator:

Now you can recreate that warm, loving family feeling from the comfort of your own desktop

New Summer 2005 version – now over
250,000 possible random combinations of cosy,
supportive family values!
Instructions:

1. Click button to randomly create family values.
2. Repeat as desired.
3. Use censor to turn off corrupting words...


Stop being infantile, you pissy little shit!

:D


Nice!

You're not capable of anything, you fuck-faced nappy-pisser....


Yeah, Fuck Face is a good one, also Fat Fuck...
and my personal favorite: YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' PIECE-A-SHIT!!!!!

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I say "Buttbag" a lot.

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