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"You have the IQ of a microbe. Get lost (literally: "Stay there where the pepper grows"), you boss - ar[se?] - bitch."

I think the original quote came from this video, which somebody posted already here. It's fairly amusing if you can speak German and like watching morons losing their rag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCk9B95BLsM

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Smack a fat junkie-whore's teeth out and then shove your cock down her troat till she pukes!!

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"...

Do you blow your father with that mouth?

Are you hearing that line in gay bars...not that anything is wrong with that...

Technically spreaking ( I'm in a pedantic mood) shouldn't Massagio's outpouring be considered an unpleasant statement of intent rather than as an insult. I mean, if he said that to me, I wouldn't be insulted - worried, yes.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

I've heard some crazy lines in my day, but I had never heard that one before...

"You Trendmonger!"

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

Are you experienced?

It was just a response

Recently saw an old favourite of mine on a t-shirt in 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'.

'FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK'

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

I get it, but all I could think when I read it was.."in what setting would you be able to use this line and pull it off"...I'm still trying to determin if I could ever functionally use that line...

It was just a response [/quote]


I get it, but all I could think when I read it was.."in what setting would you be able to use this line and pull it off"...I'm still trying to determin if I could ever functionally use that line... [/quote]

Simply if some stupid cunt mouths off at you.

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana! hahahahaha

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Imagine the voice of Mr. T, world famous bouncer: "Ah pity the po' dog. He gots to lick his dick to get Trendmonger's toxic slobber offen it."

"Your mother has a wooden leg with a kick-stand!"- Eddie Murphy

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Courtesy of Australian tv

God wasted his time shoveling guts into you: fill in the blank eg: mum!

Well maybe not mum but you get the idea.

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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV

Buttrash, Cuntstain, Fuckfart

I intend to live just long enough to piss on your grave and have my picture taken doing it and send the picture to your Mom and your wife.

I always was fond of that one.

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

Smooth move Ex-Lax.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Thank you for your input, Governor Palin...

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gudzinas
puta
gypsy

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Do you think that I creep in the night
And sleep in a phone booth?

Pinche Puta!
Pinche Hota!
Chingas tu Madra tu Puto coron!
Chingas tu Pero!
Chingas tu Gato!
Chingas tu Papaguyo!
Chingas tu Vaca!
Chingas Roy & Eric Estrada!
Chingas Eric asa-asa.
Chingas Roy mucho mas & mas & mas.Comprendo mi amigo?...Bien!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

When I'm done with you, I'm going to make a chair out of your still living intestines and bones and I'll call it the Screamchair, because everytime I sit on it, it will start screaming.

Ki La Ka Vooka