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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:54 am 
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Sam I Am wrote:
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Du hast doch nen IQ wie ne Mikrobe! Kannst da bleiben wo der Pfeffer wächst, du Ober-äh-zicke!

Ok, I got the first part without Google translate but it didn't help much with the second part. Sounded more like a gardening tip...


"You have the IQ of a microbe. Get lost (literally: "Stay there where the pepper grows"), you boss - ar[se?] - bitch."

I think the original quote came from this video, which somebody posted already here. It's fairly amusing if you can speak German and like watching morons losing their rag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCk9B95BLsM

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:45 am 
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Smack a fat junkie-whore's teeth out and then shove your cock down her troat till she pukes!!


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:15 am 
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"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:43 am 
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Plook wrote:
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"... :smoke:


Do you blow your father with that mouth? :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:41 am 
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massagio wrote:
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"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"... :smoke:


Do you blow your father with that mouth? :mrgreen:



Are you hearing that line in gay bars...not that anything is wrong with that... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:03 pm 
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Technically spreaking ( I'm in a pedantic mood) shouldn't Massagio's outpouring be considered an unpleasant statement of intent rather than as an insult. I mean, if he said that to me, I wouldn't be insulted - worried, yes.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:53 pm 
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Caputh wrote:
Technically spreaking ( I'm in a pedantic mood) shouldn't Massagio's outpouring be considered an unpleasant statement of intent rather than as an insult. I mean, if he said that to me, I wouldn't be insulted - worried, yes.



I've heard some crazy lines in my day, but I had never heard that one before... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:26 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:47 am 
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Plook wrote:
massagio wrote:
Plook wrote:
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"... :smoke:


Do you blow your father with that mouth? :mrgreen:



Are you hearing that line in gay bars...not that anything is wrong with that... :smoke:


Are you experienced? :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:49 am 
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Plook wrote:
Caputh wrote:
Technically spreaking ( I'm in a pedantic mood) shouldn't Massagio's outpouring be considered an unpleasant statement of intent rather than as an insult. I mean, if he said that to me, I wouldn't be insulted - worried, yes.



I've heard some crazy lines in my day, but I had never heard that one before... :smoke:


It was just a response :smoke:


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Recently saw an old favourite of mine on a t-shirt in 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'.

'FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK'

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:18 am 
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massagio wrote:
Plook wrote:
Caputh wrote:
Technically spreaking ( I'm in a pedantic mood) shouldn't Massagio's outpouring be considered an unpleasant statement of intent rather than as an insult. I mean, if he said that to me, I wouldn't be insulted - worried, yes.



I've heard some crazy lines in my day, but I had never heard that one before... :smoke:


It was just a response :smoke:



I get it, but all I could think when I read it was.."in what setting would you be able to use this line and pull it off"...I'm still trying to determin if I could ever functionally use that line... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:34 pm 
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It was just a response :smoke:[/quote]


I get it, but all I could think when I read it was.."in what setting would you be able to use this line and pull it off"...I'm still trying to determin if I could ever functionally use that line... :smoke:[/quote]

Simply if some stupid cunt mouths off at you. :smoke:


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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana! hahahahaha

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Imagine the voice of Mr. T, world famous bouncer: "Ah pity the po' dog. He gots to lick his dick to get Trendmonger's toxic slobber offen it."


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God wasted his time shoveling guts into you: fill in the blank eg: mum!

Well maybe not mum but you get the idea.

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I intend to live just long enough to piss on your grave and have my picture taken doing it and send the picture to your Mom and your wife.

I always was fond of that one. :D

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Thank you for your input, Governor Palin...

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Pinche Puta!
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Chingas tu Madra tu Puto coron! :shock:
Chingas tu Pero!
Chingas tu Gato!
Chingas tu Papaguyo!
Chingas tu Vaca!
Chingas Roy & Eric Estrada!
Chingas Eric asa-asa.
Chingas Roy mucho mas & mas & mas.Comprendo mi amigo?...Bien! :mrgreen:

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When I'm done with you, I'm going to make a chair out of your still living intestines and bones and I'll call it the Screamchair, because everytime I sit on it, it will start screaming.


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