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run away run away

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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV

As told by Drew Carey, Kip Adotta said this during the roast of Drew Carey.
paraphrased...

Drew Carey has a temper. One time I was fucking him in the ass and I pulled out
my dick and wiped the shit on his dress. His head popped out of the toilet and
he chased me around that gas station for half an hour.

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"I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow..."

He/she is a sleeping bag for cocks

"You....You....That's what you are!"

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

You....You.....You are what you is!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

You save your Santorum in an egg nog carton.

I think that in the context of this forum the worst thing one can be called of is:

Trendy

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

Oooh, I've just been called that by the great God Disco Boy!
He also called me a "metaphysical astrologist" and "verbose".

I always find I'm most offended when people I know and love insult me.

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You sir, are a cad!

I believe I know what you mean Caputh,all my relative folks that loved me are dead and friends are hard to find...unless you consider a "like button" your friend or an excepted friendship request,a dear friend also.

Quilt sez he was reading one of my post and he thought he was reading Trendy.....I'm not bothered by that,but I wonder why of course.He tryed to qualified his statement by saying "please don't be offended,but I thought I was reading a Trendy post" Sort of makes your bowels loose,so I guess I'll put a cork in it and post sparsely as others have hinted that my ecliptical style (tweezers) of circling a subject are trollish (Th.).Thank you for letting me know,about my deplorable habits,you sweet guys you. This always happends when I start to feel comfortable and happy.I start acting like myself but apparently that bothers some people.The only thing I can do is just look and wait for releases and not talk about anything.That sound like the plan. Y'all have fun now.

I'd hate to cause a murder or something.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Awwh - don't change Kiirk - I like you just the way you are...

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Away and take your face for a shit

and....

The next time you take your face for a shit, remember to wipe it

and....

Would you mind taking some of the cocks out of your mouth, I can't understand what you're saying

and....

The all time classic "Smell your mum"

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Aw Kirk, I love you...

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Thanks boys and girl. I was just wondering,do critcism's come in 3's like famous people supposedly die in 3's?

In every interview I've seen or heard FZ in he is polite.Some in which I wish he would of gotten more involved in turned out to be the one's where he made the most impact by not over reacting.But no matter the abuse dumped/dumbed his way,he remained a gentleman and got his point accross that way.So maybe I should take a tip from FZ and only on the rare occasion offer an insight or opinion.But never an antidote,and no foolin' around,that would take away from the serious shit a few serious forum members have to discuss here.
What ever happend to all the fun in the world? Well lets decontruct that sentence and find what happend to all the fun in the world.If you tweek this word this way it works fine....No it cant,because the seagull is attached to the roof of the outside dido......Thats not true everyone knows a dido can't be attached to seagull when in flight!..... I never said he was in flight.....I never said he was a she either you __! Dido's are omni sexuall,you _! I'm right,they are wrong and visa versa.
Thats what happend to all the fun in the world.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

"I have no use for your abuse, you may have it back!" -Buddah

What'd'ya got sand in your pussy?

and my all-time favorite, as yelled at me as a lad in NYC: "Oh yeah?!? Well your mother sucks off dead sewer rats for beer money!"

Hey now KK, I look forward to your posts unlike the content of some of our cut-and-paste addicts. No offense to any of our cut-and-paste addicts but I just can't often be bothered to dredge through invariably biased and questionable source material and the shit-slinging that follows looking for an interesting truth to ponder.

You write honestly and seem to lack any covert agenda. That's a great and rare thing these days man. What the hell is wrong with talking about any old shit like you would if you were in a bar with friends? You shoot the shit, you disagree, you argue some more, you order another round and you move on to the next subject. Or bar for that matter. And no one's jamming their 'smartphone' in your face to prove a point. None of my friends would, at least; they know better and they know what terrible things would happen to their phone...

You ever come up our way I'd be happy to stand you a beer.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Oh, I like a nice shit-sling occasionally.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Free Beer!!! I leave NOW. If I drive straight through I should be there in 3 days.Set`em up! (and thanks for the kind words )

I like to watch,damn shit gets stuck under my nails!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Oh, I always wash my hands afterwards - and cut my nails.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

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Make your checks payable to QUENTIN ROBERT DeNAMELAND, Greatest Living Philostopher Known to Mankind.

Smooth move Ex-Lax.

Shit man, YOUR FUCKIN BREATH SMELLS LIKE YOU JUST ATE AN ENCHALADA THAT'S BEEN SHOVED UP AND DOWN BETWEEN A DONKEY'S LEGS UNTIL HE/SHE CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

They used to call it a "jump-o-line" til your mama used it.

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"Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding"! -- Betty White

A place I worked in the 80's actually made a rule banning 'Your Mama' jokes because a few of the guys started getting really pissed with each other when the jokes started getting seriously offensive. I disagreed with the ruling because we were well on our way to having a Newfie Fight Club. that's not a lame Newfie joke; it was a bunch of guys from Newfoundland, all related, who started fighting over 'Mama' slurs. Wow, them crazy 80's...


I've been calling people 'Fucking Gumbies'. They are pretty sure it's derogatory, but not why.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Haven't they seen Python?

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The more I learn, the less I know.