Zappa.com

The Official Frank Zappa Messageboards
It is currently Fri May 24, 2013 8:03 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Frank Zappa » Randomonium

All times are UTC - 8 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 218 of 241
  [ 6024 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221 ... 241  Next
  Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
coevad
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:50 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 1082
Location: Orange County Ca.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking in bed?

_________________
ahhh...something to savor
Top
 Profile  
 
just plain doug
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:34 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:14 am
Posts: 16835
Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA
Have you tried Vaseline?

_________________
Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity. Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Plook
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:26 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 14922
Location: Somewhere in time
In Pajamas?
Top
 Profile  
 
coevad
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:53 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 1082
Location: Orange County Ca.
ever heard of astro-lube?

_________________
ahhh...something to savor
Top
 Profile  
 
Plook
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:19 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 14922
Location: Somewhere in time
Is that what George Jetson used on his dog?
Top
 Profile  
 
Pope Jim
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:55 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:40 pm
Posts: 2623
Location: Eugene, OR
Are you thinking of using it on Gary the Blunder Dog?
Top
 Profile  
 
coevad
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 1082
Location: Orange County Ca.
Does a dirty dog lick his own balls?

_________________
ahhh...something to savor
Top
 Profile  
 
Gray_Ghost
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:22 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 3390
Location: Wellington New Zealand
Is the Pope a cathaholic? burp


Oh wait were deep, deep in popelessness.

_________________
Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV
Top
 Profile  
 
Pope Jim
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:33 am 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:40 pm
Posts: 2623
Location: Eugene, OR
Will the Pope Emeritus enjoy wearing brown shoes?
Top
 Profile  
 
calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:50 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
Posts: 14132
Will it matter at all?

_________________
You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday
Top
 Profile  
 
Pope Jim
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:03 am 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:40 pm
Posts: 2623
Location: Eugene, OR
Does he understand that brown shoes don't make it?
Top
 Profile  
 
Caputh
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:15 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:19 am
Posts: 3314
Location: in deepest, darkest Germany
Doesn't that rather depend on what "it" is?

_________________
The more I learn, the less I know.
Top
 Profile  
 
Pope Jim
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:30 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:40 pm
Posts: 2623
Location: Eugene, OR
Has Bill Clinton suddenly graced us with his presence?
Top
 Profile  
 
coevad
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 1082
Location: Orange County Ca.
Could he be Mike Patton?

_________________
ahhh...something to savor
Top
 Profile  
 
Plook
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 14922
Location: Somewhere in time
Of Patton Leather fame?
Top
 Profile  
 
coevad
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:41 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 1082
Location: Orange County Ca.
Not a 'Faith No More' fan, eh?

they say, what is it!

_________________
ahhh...something to savor
Top
 Profile  
 
Pope Jim
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:29 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:40 pm
Posts: 2623
Location: Eugene, OR
Is his Faith Blind?
Top
 Profile  
 
calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:30 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
Posts: 14132
Or Faith Hill?

_________________
You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday
Top
 Profile  
 
Gray_Ghost
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:32 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 3390
Location: Wellington New Zealand
Is she blind to her faith?

_________________
Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV
Top
 Profile  
 
Plook
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 14922
Location: Somewhere in time
Not Marianne Faithfull right?
Top
 Profile  
 
calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
Posts: 14132
Of Broken Promises fame?

_________________
You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday
Top
 Profile  
 
Gray_Ghost
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 3390
Location: Wellington New Zealand
Marianne broke english didn't she?

_________________
Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV
Top
 Profile  
 
coevad
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:12 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 1082
Location: Orange County Ca.
where's the 'drinking beer happily' smile?

_________________
ahhh...something to savor
Top
 Profile  
 
KAPT.KIIRK
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:54 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm
Posts: 10306
Location: Home of The Mondavi Center.
Isn't it on your face right now?

_________________
I'm getting larger as I walk away.
Top
 Profile  
 
Caputh
PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:55 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:19 am
Posts: 3314
Location: in deepest, darkest Germany
My face? I thought it was your face?

_________________
The more I learn, the less I know.
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 218 of 241
  [ 6024 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221 ... 241  Next

Board index » Frank Zappa » Randomonium

All times are UTC - 8 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], Exabot [Bot], Google [Bot] and 3 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group