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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:25 am 
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Does anyone really know what mind it is?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:54 pm 
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primitive man's?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:45 pm 
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Have we not evolved?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:06 pm 
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Are We Not Men?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:52 pm 
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Are we Devo?

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"Am I a fan, or a so-called fan?"


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:07 pm 
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Is Mark Mothersbaugh a musical genius?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:27 am 
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Do we have a duty now to the future?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:36 pm 
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Do we send our doody to the future?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:34 pm 
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Are we not creating "doody" for the future?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:42 am 
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Is the future really in our hands, dude?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:58 pm 
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Shouldn't we leave it in His hands?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:16 pm 
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What if He's vengeful?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:24 pm 
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Should we then bend over and kiss our ass?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:52 pm 
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Will you grab your ankles?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:24 pm 
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Not if you practice Yoga, right?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:46 am 
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Do I need to bend over to have my temperature taken?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:35 am 
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Doen't that depend on what the nurse looks like?


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Is that a thermometer or a baseball bat?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:53 am 
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When I had my colonoscopy last year with two nurses in the room, did that qualify as a threesome?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:14 am 
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Did you get an erection? (Otherwise, it's gang rape.)


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:25 am 
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Did you leave your dignity at the door and smile for the camera?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:36 am 
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If they gave me the date rape drug shouldn't they have told me?


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Did you check the fine print on your health plan?

paragraph 3 gives a whole new meaning to you tube

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:54 pm 
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Didn't you sign over the rites to the tunnel on page two?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:57 pm 
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K. Y do you ask?


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