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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:43 am 
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Do you remember much of that time?

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One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:46 am 
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Like it was yesterday, will you sign this treaty?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:17 am 
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That depends - what am I signing?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:59 am 
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Do you think you'll need depends whem you find out what you actually signed?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:18 am 
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Don't you know I'm not going to sign unless I know what's in it?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:12 am 
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Will this be the end of Calvin's noble tribe? Stay tuned, dear readers...


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:58 am 
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why are we so dear to you?

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Manny da camper wants to buy some white!


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:15 am 
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Do you have self-esteem issues?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:20 pm 
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Did you spill bong water on the carpet, again?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:45 pm 
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Do you need a carpet shampooer for that?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:54 pm 
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May I borrow your yuppie water? My bong is dry.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:58 pm 
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You sound like a poet, have you been penning long?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:02 pm 
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Is Jim a poet and he doesn't know it?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:38 am 
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Roses are red violets are blue Pope Jim is a Poet what say you?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:30 pm 
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When a bear shits in the woods, does he flush?


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If he's flushed, does it mean he's em-bear-assed?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:40 pm 
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Does he use Charmin?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:53 pm 
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Don't they all use rabbits?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:59 pm 
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Trix are for kids, right?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:14 pm 
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He wanted some fucking cereal - was he all that silly?

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Wasn't he a she?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:22 pm 
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Why don't you check?

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If you have to ask, does it matter?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:34 pm 
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It's dejavu all over again.


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What is it again?

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