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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:04 am 
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You prefer silent?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:38 pm 
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Isn't silence golden?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:02 pm 
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Am I talking too loud!

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ahhh...something to savor


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:47 pm 
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Does an exclamation point count as a question mark?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:48 pm 
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Your lips move, but what are you saying?

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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:56 pm 
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Can I catch a fleeting glimpse?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:04 pm 
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Are you a peeping Tom?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:07 pm 
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No, are you talking about the band?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:11 pm 
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Whats up with that telescope pointed at the girls next door house?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:26 pm 
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Haven't you heard of neighborhood watch?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:44 am 
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When did your chivialry level get so high?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:46 am 
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Didn't that happen when I turned fifty and became invisible to young women?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:42 am 
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Isn't that a loaded question?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:53 pm 
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Is that better than a loaded potato?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:34 pm 
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Is it more polite than a drunken sailor?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:01 am 
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What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:25 am 
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A salt and battery?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:56 am 
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Assaulted peanut?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:08 am 
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Are you referring to an underendowed gentlemen who has been gang-raped?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:46 pm 
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Or maybe a peanut that has been made into butter?

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Should we ask butter lip?


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What Kemosabe say?


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Have you got my EpiPen tm Tonto?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:54 pm 
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Wasn't Tonto a savage?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:21 pm 
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I heard Tonto bet on the Savage's to win the SuperBowl, no? oh

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