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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:38 pm 
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Is it a party if no one is invited?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:01 pm 
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Doesn't it depend on the host?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:03 pm 
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Do they have to have the most?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:09 pm 
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Have you been to a party where the host is?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:14 pm 
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If the party is no good is the host toast?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:28 pm 
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And what if it's a roast?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:49 pm 
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Would you say stuff like "Your mama's so fat by the time she gets her BVDs on they spell Boulevard?"

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:03 pm 
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do you really think he would?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:52 pm 
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Of course he'd have to take three buses and a taxi to get around Yo Mama wouldn't he?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:31 am 
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Do you used map quest to find your way around her?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:47 am 
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When she cuts herself does she bleed gravy?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:00 am 
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When you search for a big piece of fruit, do you call Wavy?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:35 am 
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Isn't that reserved for Mr. Gravy?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:12 pm 
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Does he like to pour himself over sausage?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:00 pm 
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I never sausage a thing - is that the worst pun ever?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:30 pm 
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Whats the worst Cliche'?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:02 pm 
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Is it the cheques/checks in the mail?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:08 pm 
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How about "Now this is what I'm talking about"?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:43 pm 
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Doesn't that sound like the topic for another thread?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:32 am 
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a thread i'd surely dread!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:07 am 
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Is that a question?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:09 am 
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Should we enforcs a penilty?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:19 am 
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why bother?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:36 am 
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Shouldn't we do our duty?


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Is BatchainPartyIV banned from this thread or do we just spank his bare bottom? And who here among us is without sin? Let he/she deliver the first blow.


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