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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:06 am 
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And is there a hole in zee middle!?!


You've got it out?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:35 am 
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Did the zipper catch skin, while you had it out?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:34 am 
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how did the beans get on top of the frank?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:23 am 
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Were the beans supplied by Halliburton?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:37 am 
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This hole thing is getting creepy, right?


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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 12:35 am 
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Chucky creepy or Vincent Price creepy?


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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 5:15 am 
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crawly creepy?


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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 6:41 am 
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Jeepers Creepers?


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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:35 am 
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Where'd you get them peepers?


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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:35 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:05 pm 
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Foul! No question? You must sit out the next six turns in the penalty box. Any questions? Pantomime them.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:13 am 
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Isn't that a bit harsh?


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 4:56 am 
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Isn't hash a bit hard?


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 5:06 am 
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What ever happened to hash, anyhow? Haven't seen any in thirty years.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 5:37 am 
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You are too far north I guess. I see it all the time. Will you head south?


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:50 am 
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Does it matter you wont go to linch anyway?


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:03 am 
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Lynch or lunch?


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:50 am 
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See if you can guess, its a meal?


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:35 pm 
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If you are in the south and get caught with hash, will lunch be your last meal before you get lynched?


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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 12:44 pm 
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Don't they call it dinner?


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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:58 pm 
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So would that be dinner for the sinner?


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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 3:02 pm 
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wouldn't that make it "much more fun"?

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 3:33 pm 
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Does humor belong in meals?


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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 7:38 pm 
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Can we make my last meal an all-you-can-eat brunch?


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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 10:11 pm 
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Why are you about to, ahem, check out?


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