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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 12:17 am 
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The Pope is not allowed to check out, or is he?


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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 2:15 am 
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Do you think I will be bound by your petty little rules?


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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 6:55 am 
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As Pope will you have to answer to a higher power?


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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 8:58 am 
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What, me worry?


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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:09 am 
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Are you hanging with Newman?


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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 4:37 pm 
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Is he in a contest?


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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 6:22 pm 
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As humans, aren't we all in some kind of contest to survive?


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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 3:04 am 
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Are we winning?


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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:25 am 
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The human race lose a few each day, but most of us are still here, aren't we?


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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:42 pm 
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Who stayed the Master of their domain?


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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 9:31 pm 
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I'm out, how bout you?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:23 am 
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Do wet dreams count?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:39 am 
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Did you wet the bed or squeez the cream?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:38 am 
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Is it normal to dream of giving yourself a blow job?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:09 am 
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Is it normal to dream of fucking a female body with your father's head attached to it?

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:02 am 
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And I thought I had problems. Do either of us deserve to live?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:36 pm 
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Yes of course you do, is there a special hospital in your town? :wink:


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:58 pm 
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Have you ever seen one flew over the coo coo nest?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:27 pm 
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Got'ny juicy fruit?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:43 pm 
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Feijoas anyone?


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:23 pm 
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Nurse Ratchet. Are you saying that it is wrong to want to be off by yourself?


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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:06 am 
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Is your eye sight failing, had you noticed those hairy palms?
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:35 am 
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Palms? What palms?


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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:36 am 
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Who needs stinking palms?


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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:30 am 
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would Florida or Beverly Hills be the same without them?

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