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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 5:48 am 
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Do you have a newspaper?


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:11 am 
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Do you need to poop?


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:32 am 
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After reading G Tit's fawning nonsense, what do you think? :wink:


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:34 pm 
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Can we all agree we want to take a crap?


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:47 pm 
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I agree, does Pope Jim need to pee :?:

maybe on G Tit


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:01 pm 
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Why did I just dream of the Hoover Dam collapsing?


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:17 pm 
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When did that happen?


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:56 pm 
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Did the Pope have premonition?


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:57 pm 
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Is he an Oracle too?


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:31 pm 
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Does Pope Jim have a crystal ball?

maybe as a result of a childhood accident....


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 5:34 am 
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Should he have a pair?


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 6:17 am 
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Do you go cross-eyed when gazing upon my crystal balls?


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:07 am 
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Isn't it more like the Medusa thing? One quick look'll turn you to stone.


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 1:24 pm 
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One quick look and another part of Jim turns to stone, or is that more like rock hard?

8) Dark glasses for protection


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 3:19 pm 
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Are these questions getting personal?


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 6:13 pm 
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Should we start a new thread about Legendary Balls?


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:06 pm 
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Would you start with Lucy?


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 9:44 pm 
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She was legendary, how about Dr Edward (Eddie to his mates) Medicine hhb phd?


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 1:06 pm 
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How's your head these days?


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 2:00 pm 
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Can he tell, its up his ass?

Zzziiinnnggg... :mrgreen:

(couldn't resist it was just laying there... :smoke: )


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:24 pm 
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if he told, could anyone hear?

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 6:03 am 
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Would he be getting some good vibrations?


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 11:16 am 
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Why is your robo-plooker missing?

ahh.....made you look. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:00 pm 
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What kind of batteries does it need?


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 2:23 am 
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24 volt Truck Battery, how you got the jumper cables?


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