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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:08 pm 
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Ever been to a Holiday Inn?


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:17 pm 
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Would you believe its one of my go to places when traveling?


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 5:18 pm 
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Is it legal to ignore a fairly asked question?

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 5:43 pm 
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Doesn't it depend on what the meaning of "it" is?


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:41 pm 
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are you trying to avoid impeachment or the wrath of a spouse?

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:56 pm 
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Doen't that soukd like the title of a "How too" book?


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:19 pm 
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Would that be How Too Spel Like Trendmonger, aka The Plooktionary?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:11 am 
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Are you trying to be sarcastic?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:00 am 
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are you trying to fart plastic?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 11:30 am 
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Are you my plastic fartastic lover?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:50 pm 
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Shouldn't you two get a room?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 2:34 pm 
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At the Holiday Inn?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 4:21 pm 
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Aren't there still a few Ramada's around?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:51 pm 
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Ever hear of the no tell motel?


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:47 pm 
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Can you handle the unusual smell of a no tell motel? Or would you prefer a stay at a Novatel Hotel?

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 7:45 am 
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I prefer the sticky sheets, don't you?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 9:17 am 
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Does the maid come here often?
Knock, knock.
Housekeeping!
You want me jerk you off?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 12:38 pm 
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Woould that be good room service?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 12:51 pm 
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Would there be wood?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 2:26 pm 
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How much would you tip her? Or him?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 2:43 pm 
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The tip of my dick on her chin. Clear enough?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 2:57 pm 
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Do we agree that's TMI?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:44 pm 
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Why would I agree to something so prudish?


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:45 pm 
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Your a Pope?


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Do you believe in magic?


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