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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:24 pm 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Do you believe in magic?


in a young girl's heart, or just in general?

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:45 am 
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Or is this all just an illusion?


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:49 am 
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Do you have smoke and mirrors?


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:20 am 
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has anyone ever considered the effects of 2nd hand mirrors?

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:38 pm 
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Aren't they a little blurry?


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:22 pm 
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Like your eyesight?


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:48 pm 
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Do you need some optical assistance?


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:08 pm 
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Do you mean, like the way Plook looks through his brown eye hole? No thank you sir.

Zzzzzzzziingers taste good!


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:28 pm 
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Like brown holes do ya now?

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:37 pm 
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wouldn't you prefer to be in the pink?


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:04 am 
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Shouldn't we be color blind?


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:04 am 
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coevad wrote:
Do you mean, like the way Plook looks through his brown eye hole? No thank you sir.

Zzzzzzzziingers taste good!



Worst zinger ever... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:32 am 
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Is it true, that when confronted with a brown hole and a pink hole, Plook would rather be color blind? Really?


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:14 am 
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Some holes are different colors, aren't they all equal?


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:39 pm 
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Plook. You got us into this dead end. Can you get us out?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:44 am 
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Will you please pass me the rose tinted glasses?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:43 pm 
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Stinkplook, stinkplook, I ain't lyin',
Can you wipe it off, do you suppose?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:09 pm 
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How many of you have gotten cancer from eating pussy?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:12 pm 
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how would you know what specifically caused it?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:18 am 
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Could it be an over-active tongue combined with HPV virus? (If so, I'm the Typhoid Mary of female crotch cancer.)


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:30 am 
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Are you a serial eater or eating cereal?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:44 am 
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Are you a fruit loop?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:55 am 
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are you after her lucky charms?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:48 am 
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Are you all waiting your turn like nice boys?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:50 pm 
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Oh i'm sorry is there a queue?


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