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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:56 pm 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Have you tried Walmart? Or any home improvement big box? Ha! Get it?

Do you like women with big boxes?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:22 pm 
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As long as they have a box, who am I to complain?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:37 pm 
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What if they are a boxer?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:07 am 
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Would Kiirk have to be constantly alert to the possibility of the need to duck, bob and weave at a moments notice should he inadvertently make an off colour remark about the, shall we say dimensional capacity of the wmma boxers box?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:01 am 
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What if he found a Boxer's box in a Box Car while boxing small box' into large box's for a box store while listening to the Box Tops on the radio?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:43 am 
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Would you believe Plook actually prefers writing tripe like this to going out and watching a titty show?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:21 am 
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Buuuzzzz! That's not a question Pope. What shall your punishment be?

You must work three shifts as Trend-chefs waiter/busboy schlepping his culinary delights. That'll teach ya!

ahhh shit. You changed it. But I still saw it. Now go to work, monkey!


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:47 am 
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Who you callin' monkey, monkey?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:33 pm 
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Where are all the monkey women at?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:41 pm 
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Monkeying around?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:11 pm 
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peeling my banana?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:39 pm 
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Wouldn't you prefer to have the papal "banana" greased than peeled?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:48 am 
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Yes, but since when do monkey women follow orders?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:14 am 
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Resistant


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:52 am 
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Where's your Question mark, el Plooko?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:30 am 
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Is it a crime to forget?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:48 am 
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Is it a curse to remember?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:58 am 
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Is it a blessing to live in the bliss of ignorance?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:30 pm 
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How many angels dance on that pinhead?


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How many pinheads dance atop Punky Meadows?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:05 pm 
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Shouldn't you be asking ex members of Angel?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:41 am 
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Will you be able to locate anybody that will admit to having been in Angel?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:22 am 
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Is Gregg Giuffria still in denial?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:47 am 
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Who? What? Huh?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:56 am 
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Don't you know the keyboardist from Angel?

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