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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:32 am 
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While twirling or twerking?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:55 am 
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Are you stuck in the 90's?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:35 am 
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Do I look like I was born in the Roaring Twenties?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:17 am 
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Do the Altar Boys say you do when viewing your anus?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:58 am 
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Fondel do?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:04 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:30 am 
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Have you tried poisin oak leaves on it?


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:14 am 
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Are they different from the poisonous variety?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:10 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:59 am 
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What will you do if the label comes off?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 1:36 pm 
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Do they have labels in Braille for blind people?


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Was scrath and sniff invented for the blind?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:25 pm 
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Remember the scratch 'n' sniff pussy in Hustler, sometime in the Seventies? I never smelled a pussy like that ever.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:43 pm 
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Remember the scratch 'n' sniff pussy in Hustler, sometime in the Seventies? I never smelled a pussy like that ever.

Would you believe I had a friend who was so uptight, he refused to sniff it, even though it was only lavender perfume?

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Was he a Baptist?


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How 'bout a fifty, can you break that?

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brother can you spare a dime?


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Are you my long lost brother?

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