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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:35 am 
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So, you don't think I can get banjo sounds outta this jug?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:16 am 
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Wouldn't that need to be a mighty small bango?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:32 pm 
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Does the size of the bango matter?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:16 pm 
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Does it matter if it's going like a sewing machine?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:29 pm 
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What the fuck is a bango? Buncha goddamn Redneck illiterates...(grumble, grumble)


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:00 pm 
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Come on Jim turn that frown upside down, every redneck knows Bango is the mascot of the Milwaukee Bucks don't they?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:16 am 
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Bingo, bango, bongo,
Can you stick 'em up your bungo?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:15 pm 
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Isn't bango what I'm doing to your old lady when your at work?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:42 pm 
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Did you enjoy jumping Ms. Pinky? (You might want to visit your doctor soon. I haven't cleaned her in a while.)


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:59 am 
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Have you checked the oil lately?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:02 am 
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With the oil of Aphrodite and the dust of the Grand Wazoo, let me ask you little fellow, is there anything my bike can't do?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:53 am 
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Does it fly?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:46 am 
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Only when ET's in town. Is he?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:54 pm 
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You mean you haven't constructed your mashed potato mountain yet? Better get started.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:19 pm 
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Is your umbrella being used for a satellite dish?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:34 pm 
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And if the answer is yes, does it pick up the echo of the big bang?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:59 pm 
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You mean it's not a pooper scooper with a fancy handle?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:21 pm 
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So, your admitting that you purchased the wrong type of foil on your last Wal-Mart visit?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:23 am 
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As a retired Wal Mart greeter do you still get a staff discount?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:51 am 
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Since they have everything at Wal Mart can you buy a spaceship there?


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What's wrong? Can't get your snot rocket off the ground?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:49 am 
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Is it stuck to a window?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:18 am 
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Is it turning green


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:24 am 
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Are you pissing in pickle jars, too?


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Is that a tadpole swimming in there?

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