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PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:27 pm 
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Or could you lasso a loser?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:43 pm 
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Would you then tie the knot?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:15 pm 
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I'd rather not tie the knot again, once married twice shy, or should that be twice married thrice shy?


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:49 am 
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Are you a three striker?


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Is Gray_Ghost in reality Henry VIII? Perhaps he's Bluebeard? Or is he just Richard Burton after divorcing Elizabeth Taylor for the second time?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:01 pm 
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Is gods beard blue?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:13 pm 
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How do you know he is a he?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:42 am 
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Did you peek beneath the robes?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:36 pm 
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Isn't that beard a bit of a giveaway?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:40 pm 
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Would ya noo be having a sale? (in a scottish accent)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:26 pm 
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Shouldn't we stay on topic when dealing with such an importent subject concerning Gods sexual orientation and whether he/she has facial hair of sufficient length to constituit calling it a beard?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:19 pm 
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Has Plook finally switched to Firefox with spell checker?
And what's with the Latin?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:02 pm 
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Is there something wrong with growth?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:08 am 
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Is there something growing in your thong?


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Is that a gun in your shorts or is that your dick?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:02 pm 
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What if I was just glad to see you?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:23 pm 
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If you are pleased to see Phil, why are you wearing a ballistic tee shirt whilst crouching behind the maroon sofa?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:55 am 
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Can you see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:48 pm 
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And your making fun of Who?


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Doesn't Pete have the biggest honker in the history of R&R?


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do you think it's alright?

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I Can't Explain, can you?


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is it in my head?

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Will I Be Fooled Again?


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who are you?

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