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PostPosted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:41 pm 
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I have been compared to a Bald Headed Woman, but is that a Trick of the Light?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:19 pm 
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a time for everything?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 7:38 am 
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is timex good watch?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:59 am 
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Isn't that what the blackmailing son wanted when he asked his parents for one while they were having sex and received the answer: "Alright, sit in the corner and shut the fuck up"?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:32 pm 
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Man it was such a long time ago, but I think I demanded a Rolex...You wanna buy some pencils?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:40 pm 
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"piz, piz" ?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:12 am 
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Pez, pez?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:23 pm 
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Why not?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:26 pm 
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Why ask why?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:38 pm 
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Don't you have an enquiring mind?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:25 am 
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Should I read the Enquirer daily?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:56 am 
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...or just throw it in the pile with the rest?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:29 pm 
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When will you catch up on that paper work?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:33 pm 
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Wouldn't it be more humane to ask the paperwork to catch up with me?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:18 pm 
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Will you be fined or jailed when the paperwork eventually catches up with you?

(he says, looking over his shoulder)

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:23 pm 
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Doesn't that depend on what they find on the interweb when the on the line?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:23 am 
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Would the authorities need an enigma machine to decipher the text?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:20 am 
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How shit was bon jovi in that 'enigma' film?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:04 am 
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'shit' meaning?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:24 pm 
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Don't you know if it looks like shit, smells like shit, and tastes like shit...it's shit?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:32 pm 
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Even its alien shit?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:49 pm 
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I bet KaptKiirk smoked some alien shit in his youth which enhanced his master thesbian hair. Maybe thats how he got into the movie biz?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:55 pm 
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Don't you have to suck dick to get into the movie biz?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:38 am 
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Richard Basehart can get me into the movies?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:58 am 
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Wasn't TV the place for Baseharts seamen?

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