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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:33 pm 
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Do I get to keep my clothes on this time?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:38 pm 
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Yes, please.

Will a ball scratching be required?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:53 pm 
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That'd be mandatory, didn't you read my contract?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:13 pm 
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Can we call you scratch and sniff?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:16 pm 
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Plook. Will you please bring him the key?

Good thing you're in charge of medication


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:35 pm 
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Should I get some copies made first?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:19 pm 
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Of the photos or the keys?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:10 pm 
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Can I get a copy of your bum?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:52 pm 
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I'm sorry but my butt is under exclusive license to a local old age pensioners magazine, would you like me to sign you up for a subscription?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:42 pm 
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Was your contract drafted in your underware?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:25 pm 
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Is it legally binding if it was drafted on the back flap?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:29 pm 
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Was it a skid mark signature?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:38 pm 
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Can I get a copy of your bum?


Does he want to fill more bum?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:36 am 
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I'm probably completely out of my depth here, but isn't the use of the word "bum" in American English largely confined to describing pitiable individuals rather than denoting arses?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:19 pm 
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Didn't you know I collect clones of hoboes?

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Do you call them Cloboes?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:26 am 
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Wouldn't 'The Hobo Clones' be a great name for a band?


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Can they afford instruments?


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can blue men sing the whites?

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Aren't the Blue Men some sort of mimes?


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you didn't even notice that my post had a link in it, did you?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:22 pm 
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Can't you see I'm trying to stay in character here?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:45 am 
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Is this thread character building or defaming?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:47 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:18 am 
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Doesn't it depend on your point of view?


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