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thenoisydrum
PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:43 am 
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.....when he dies in prison is it likely to be reported and made news?
I wouldn't expect it to be headline but seeing as the conviction made the musical press, would his death?

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 4:51 am 
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You could always pen-pal another inmate in the same prison, to keep you informed.

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:32 am 
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Why do you say that? So you can have Roy as your own Personal Pen Pal and then after his passing you can be his Death Herald?

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:01 am 
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Oh, insert emoticon here, being a death joke n all. :D :D :D :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Plook
PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:58 am 
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Oie Va'
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 5:14 am 
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In this society that craves celebrity news? It's not going to get anywhere near the press that Lohan overdosing or even the nosedive in popularity that Bieber will experience when his fans grow up (Surreal Life Season 10) but I suppose the "former pedophile Mother Of Invention" will get a notice here and there.

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 9:47 pm 
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I don't think there's any such thing as a former pedophile...

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
I don't think there's any such thing as a former pedophile...

+ 1, shoot him up bang-bang. Dead ped.End of trip. :evil:

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
I don't think there's any such thing as a former pedophile...


Clearly the mistake was in the word ordering. Then again, it'd probably be difficult to cram "pedophile" and "erstwhile Mother of Invention" into a news headline without sounding too awkward.

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
I don't think there's any such thing as a former pedophile...


Sorry, badly constructed, it was supposed to be "former Mother of Invention and pedophile" but you're really a former everything after you die.

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calvin2hikers wrote:
MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
I don't think there's any such thing as a former pedophile...


Sorry, badly constructed, it was supposed to be "former Mother of Invention and pedophile" but you're really a former everything after you die.

Zombie pedophile?
"I want to eat your children's brains!"

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just plain doug wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
I don't think there's any such thing as a former pedophile...


Sorry, badly constructed, it was supposed to be "former Mother of Invention and pedophile" but you're really a former everything after you die.

Zombie pedophile?
"I want to eat your children's brains!"


Don't worry, the zombie guards will alert other zombie inmates that he's a short soulless vacant eyes.

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Antiverse
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It hurts my heart even having to use the terms 'pedophile' and 'Mothers of Invention' in the same sentence. :oops:

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To prevent heart disease The Surgeon General recommends you don't use the word pedophile in the same sentence as: The Mothers of Invention.

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Thank you, "must be just what they all need" to hear.

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Plook wrote:
Oie Va'


Look! He misspells in Spanish, too.
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Antiverse
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Sure that wasn't Yiddish?

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Antiverse wrote:
Sure that wasn't Yiddish?



Ding ding ding... :idea:
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Antiverse
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I think it's spelled "Oy vey" though. ;)

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I was thinking of "Oye Como Va" by Santana.
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Perhaps Plook is playing word tricks/mind games on us. :P

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92 years old....ya think ol' Roy 'ill make it to 92, cos thats when his earthly sentence ends, when he's NINTY F#@$%*G TWO!

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Does anyone actually stay for a full sentence anymore?

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The will be no parole for Roy, he will have to make 92 to smell the green green grass of Santan Ana.

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As soon as I saw how old he was and how long he has to stay in, I decided he will die in prison. One way or the other.

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