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Posted this on "Wish List" by mistake...
After years of listening to this one, I finally looked up the lyrics. (I love meaningless alliteration, though how he managed to sing this so quickly - I mean try saying "Fantastic traumatic burning rubber blubber blackout checkout for philandering sons of magic women" - I do not know)

Just Like Nothing on Earth (The Stranglers)

A woman in Wellington wet her whistle
With a wild man from way back when

She sucked her thumb and she held her head
For the man she didn't ken
A Nip in Nippon napped a nod

And knew Nomad near the nearside window of his Mitsubishi

His kid was scared he said he thought it was something new

Just like nothing on earth

Just like nothing on earth

Just like nothing on earth

A man on the main motor mile mesmerised much
monkey magic meandering piecemeal

You know UFOs utilise euphoric united ecstatic
Fantastic traumatic burning rubber blubber

Blackout checkout for philandering sons of magic women

His brain was blazed and amazed he said he thought
It was something new

Just like nothing on earth

Just like nothing on earth

Just like nothing on earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y70gRIgmA0

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The more I learn, the less I know.

What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
(I think it's your mind)
But I think it's YOUR MIND
(Your mind)
I think it's your mind, woo woo

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

"The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum"

Hat bandana Graham cracker jackhammer in
a nail file suit your self-serviceman
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
autographed pictures of Shakespeare fishing
gear head phone Madison Square garden hose
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum

and the chorus:
Get set get wet get fat get fit get a life
get it on get it up get it off of me
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
get sacked get the facts get a load of this
get pissed get real get over it get it over with
the world's my oyster soup bowling ball of wax museum

Cannibal dog house plan B happy
as a lark's tongue in cheekbone china doll
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
don't ask Y2 cake and eat it too
nothing lasts for evergreen thumbscrew
the world's my oyster soup kitchen door frame by frame

Get back slapback backtalk halfback back track talkback
back to back I'll be back to get you back
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
get bumped get pumped get dumped get the funk
get sick get fixed get jiggy with it
the world's my oyster souffle mignon

Get set get wet get fat get fit
get along little doggiem get it off of me
oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
get sacked get the facts get a load of this
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Jolly good one, Doug.
There's this as well, of course:

Elephant Talk: King Crimson
Talk
it's only talk
Arguments
agreements
advice
answers

Articulate announcements
It's only talk

Talk
it's only talk
Babble
burble
banter
bicker bicker bicker
Brouhaha
boulderdash
ballyhoo
It's only talk
Back talk

Talk talk talk
it's only talk
Comments
cliches
commentary
controversy
Chatter
chit-chat
chit-chat
chit-chat

Conversation
contradiction
criticism
It's only talk
Cheap talk

Talk
talk
it's only talk
Debates
discussions
These are words with a D this time
Dialogue
dualogue
diatribe

Dissention
declamation
Double talk
double talk

Talk
talk
it's all talk
Too much talk
Small talk
Talk that trash
Expressions
editorials
expugnations
exclamations
enfadulations
It's all talk
Elephant talk
elephant talk
elephant talk

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The more I learn, the less I know.