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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:23 am 
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just read this and I laughed so much - I didn't pee...

Marie Osmond had a bit of an accident on stage during a performance on a Bahamas cruise ship March 2 after an audience member’s question had both her and her brother, Donny, laughing hysterically.

We don’t know what made her laugh so hard, but Marie erupted into such a fit of laughter that she peed on herself and on the stage.

Osmond wasn’t ashamed. Instead, she exclaimed, “I just peed my pants!” and wiped the stage where her little accident took place.

Laughing even harder than before, Donny told the audience: “You really did. We promised you an experience. You got it!”

thinks I - Her next ads might just be for depends...

maybe their set list was a cover of the Beatles Golden Showers - FZ's Don't Eat Yellow Snow and afterwards - Why Does I Hurt When I Pee?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:55 pm 
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Actually it is not uncommon for performers to urinate themselves on stage, I have seen several photos and read of this happening. What do you do in the middle of a performance run off stage, just hope there isn't some aspiring comedian in the audience when your bladder reaches it max fill level... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:17 pm 
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I used to pee onstage all the time. To bad it was never my own stage! :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:15 pm 
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Man, this takes her doable rating down a notch.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:34 pm 
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Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas has pissed AND shit herself on stage

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:24 am 
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manichispanic wrote:
Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas has pissed AND shit herself on stage



She is always trying to take her performances to another level... :smoke:


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