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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:50 am 
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The long-dreaded "zombie apocalypse" has begun in Miami, where police shot a naked, mindless man who was literally feeding off the face of another naked man.

After being shot, the zombie continued to feed, requiring the police to shoot him a second time. CBS Miami reports:

"Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal. ...Officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he'd ever seen."

Mike Adams has written a full account of the "zombification of America" in today's feature story:
http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombi ... olice.html

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Hey check out the Weird News Thread in Legends, Myths & Fantasies...

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