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Alution Roads.
Bob 'n Daves Vacation,eh.
Sinister Snowshoes.

Some Lyrics:
Out in back of Kamloops where the moose jerky farmers hunt,
I dun't made up my mind and I know I'm gonna go,
Where the sun don't shine! For months at a time,Oh!
It'll go down on June and return on May, (hehehehehe)
I guess its gone 'cause it's gone away,
But were all still here when it comes back through,
Even a drunk,rusty-bladed,knife-welding,Micheal J.Fox and Allen Franklin too!
In the valley of the Kamloops,Kamloops Vally to youoooo!

Moosejaw,moosejaw,can you wash it off and do you supose,that moosejaw put a hurt on my knows!

Titles:
ICE Road Ladies.
Stinkfood.
Whats the part of your body that shrinks the most when it's - 50% below?
Shut Up And Push The Sled.


Mallory.
Evelyn,The Modified Dogsled.
Mush,Mush,Mush.
Let's Make The Snow Turn Black.
Gonna End Up Walkin' To A Gas Station.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Sorta like Ron Paul? Just playin' widja DB.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

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ONE NATION UNDER SOCIALISM



Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...

Had to. Mayor Zehr won't return my calls.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

One I was going to use, but I thought might too obscure to people living in other countries, was...

Wind Up Working As A Zehr's Box Boy

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

It's the Dangerous Kitchener....
You could go to the Auditorium and watch some rock bands
You could cruise 7/8 to Stratford and watch some Shakespeare
You could shop at Zehrs or Zellers (for a limited time only!)
You could watch time change at the clock tower.
You could go the largest Oktoberfest outside of Munich and hoist a few.
You could go to Bingeman's and camp and watch fireworks.
You could freeze your butt off in July sometimes.
You could see Ted Nugent in a van give you the finger (extremely obscure reference)
You could get some fish and chips (yummy!)
You could buy some souveniers.
You could spell like the English.
You could dine at Three Kretans.
You could eat on a terrace.
You could go to the Kitchener Blues Festival.
If your me, you could trip on the threshold
You could clean out the eavestraugh (I think that's how it spelled!)
It's the Dangerous Kitchener....at my house tonight!

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

Ha. Kitchener now owns this page.

And if they knew the mayor...

You could do something with 'Plastic-wrapped People', or 'Carl Wants To Buy Yez A Drink', or even 'Bwana Carl' (his 'hair is getting good in the back').

And without even trying, there's 'The Blue Light'.


Or 'Numb All Over'.

And 'Potatoes En Regalia'.

Or how about 'Shatner of Destiny'.

And just to push the stereotype out the window, 'Take Your Toque Off When You Dance'.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Kitchener's town moto,"Who the fuck wants to clean it!?!"

Approved by city hall Carl.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

And the prize for most obscure reference goes to Reety Awrighty for Pea Soup N Old Clothes. (I really like Wind Up Working At A Time Horton's, too, they are everywhere!!!!)

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

Thanks, Sabrina! Ever since I was a kid the better-stocked grocery stores in this part of Michigan have always sold cans of "Canadian Pea Soup" or sometimes "Quebec Pea Soup". Maybe it's just a local thing because we're so close to the Ontario border. And speaking of Tim Horton's, they're everywhere around here too. Back in the 1990's they bought up all the Hardee's and changed them to Tim's.

Also, how could I have forgotten these?

A Loonie For A Brown On The Bus

Why Does It Hurt When I PEI?

Billy The Mountie

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Hey, pass me the dog food.

Canuck du jour
Gee I like your mittens, eh
Canadian Bacon Fat (I kwnow, already used, but first to come to my mind)
Who are the brain RCMP?
Tities n maple syrup
Multi-ethnic orifice
Mappled by love
Sturgeon mask replica (produced by FZ)
GENDER
Uncle Beaver
Absolutely Quebec Libre
Massey Hall & Elsewhere
Please, be quiet 'N Play Yer Guitar
Eh bee sea
Bluegrass Tango
Pound For A Brown On The Streetcar
Centreville
For the Neil Young and sophisticated
For the Yonge n sophisticated

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

Magdalena?

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

Zappa for Prime Minister?

nahhhhhh.....

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The ZFT would have a special release for Canada Day today!

...or he'd (FZ) would be the only Canuck not to give a fuck!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

#1

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Keep the great work!

Correction the ZFT would announce an unspecified special release to celebrate Canada's special day..........but as recent history shows sadly vitriol may be the only official release.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV

Root-beer decisions

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

Real-Beer Decisions

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Jazz from paradise !

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Keep the great work!

If Frank had been born in Canada, the USA would have finally been given the excuse it's been looking for since the 1840s to invade, conquer and deforest. Count your blessings, you hosers!

Geddy Knows No Pain
Charlie's Enormous Moose
Hunchentoque

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Good writing is clear writing.

You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Outdoors This Winter 1-6

The Best Band You Never Heard In Your LIfe Because Your In Canada

Frozen Baby Snakes

Nanook rubs it
Little Sugar Shack I Used to Live in

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

The Moosekateers or as they call them in The Dangerous Kitchener,the Moose'N'Deers.

Love Of My Wife.
Calgary Girls.
WRCMPLJ.
What's in New Brunswick?
Kayak Arriving To Late To Save A Drowning Medicine Woman.
My Mukluks Want to Kill Your Mama!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.