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 Post subject: Zombie Roast!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:46 pm 
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zombie1210 says he'll agree to a roast before he takes down his moniker and bronzes it or whatever. So if yer not familiar with the format, it's a platform for dishing on a fellow forumer, in a humorous way, of course. Somebody should vote themselves in as ringleader who starts things off.

This is only an announcement.

Come on people get your digs in, here.

Whaddya all think about puttin a time limit on this?
A week? Two weeks? 4 hours?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:48 pm 
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This will never work.

Everybody loves me too much.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:49 pm 
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Zombie's cowboy hat smells like piss.


Brummp Psssshhhhhh!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:53 pm 
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Zombie1210 was the finest rap artist of our generation:

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COPYRIGHT 2007 by ZOMBIE1210
Arranged and produced by brainpang

“You Are What You Hate.”

I was gonna play nice…
Fuck you moron.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.
READ THE FUCKING LYRICS.
IT'S MOSTLY MEAN SPIRITED, VIOLENT, GANG RELATED TRIPE.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.
IF YOU ASPIRE TO BE A GANSTA, THEN I GUESS IT'S FOR YOU.
Fuck you moron.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.

IF YOU WERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND ACTUALLY DID SOME OF THAT SHIT,
I'D BE THE ONE BUSTIN' A CAP IN YOUR STUPID ASS.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.

OH WAIT...MAYBE THAT'S DISREPECTING YOUR PUNK ASS.....
YEAH, I GUESSS IT IS,
SO FUCK YOU AGAIN, ASSHOLE!

Go back to the porch, bitch.
no thanks, I plooked your mom enough for one day.
stop or you'll hurt your vagina z.
Need someone to explain to you what one is?
Your head was once in one.
Once.
YOU DESERVE TO DIE FOR SAYING THAT

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.

He's off getting his fudge packed in the restroom of some gay bar.
TWIST IT HOWEVER YOU FAGS WANT
ZPZ IS GENUINE ZAPPA.
THE REST ARE WANNABES.
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
Blow it out your ass.
TWIST IT HOWEVER YOU FAGS WANT

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.

Its ALL elementary with these whiny little bitches...
Jeezuz...
what a bunch a sniveling little pukes.
Sodomites can go to hell.
You Sodomites can have your so called lifestyle.
I'll stick to porkin' women.
Sodomites can go to hell.
Sodomites can go to hell.
Sodomites can go to hell.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MORE THAN VERY MUCH.

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Good start!

I'm blushing!

:roll:

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Oh fuck I never saw that post! that is hilarious!

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I agree. A marvelous job of editing!

Bravo!

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I will only participate if Isaac agrees to be Master of Ceremonies..... :wink:
Where my Bitches at?

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Where is that little fuck, anyway?

:wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:20 pm 
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and if he was up your ass, would you know it?

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Probably.

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Your Roast sucks so far....

Not enough celebrities.

Where is Uncle Miltie and Dean Martin?

And Phyllis Diller?

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Isaac will be the moderator. 8)
Will anything go?

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 Post subject: re: zombie1210 roast
PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:32 pm 
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zombie1210 wrote:
Where is that little fuck, anyway?


Sorry, I had my hand up your sister's cunt. :wink:

I was going to operate her like a ventriloquist's dummy as a webcam act for this roast. :mrgreen:

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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Let the roasting begin..........................................

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now THAT's creative Isaac, very nice.
I'll go get the lighter fluid . . .

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Isaac wrote:
zombie1210 wrote:
Where is that little fuck, anyway?


Sorry, I had my hand up your sister's cunt. :wink:

I was going to operate her like a ventriloquist's dummy as a webcam act for this roast. :mrgreen:

[size=0]Isaac[/size]


NOW we're cookin'!!!!!!

:wink:

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
Isaac will be the moderator. 8)
Will anything go?


I thought anything ALWAYS went.

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zombie1210 wrote:
Your Roast sucks so far....

Not enough celebrities.

Where is Uncle Miltie and Dean Martin?

And Phyllis Diller?


what a great idea! I was thinking of Don Rickles

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Maybe David Brenner. He needs work.

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Zombie lived in Montana for 15 years......yes Montana, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
Zombie lived in Montana for 15 years......yes Montana, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.


I'll drink to that!


who's your daaaaaaaaaaaaady?

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Roast away!

I'll be back tomorrow, and I expect to feel really roasted by then. Otherwise, you're all a bunch of pansies.




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oh no, YOU don't get to decide how long it goes or when it starts.
That's not part of the deal.
http://www.youtube.com/profile_video_bl ... DB22B1CD39

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the fucking chump is into buckethead ¿ wtf, anyone relating to bucketboy has questionable taste, limited inteligence, variable sexual orientation, is probably a 3rd gen inbred, doesn't shower more than once a week, likes to eat alligator [swamp chicken], and [s]he's got a i have a small penis tatoo around his/her navel

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