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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:04 pm 
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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=15#23 date=01/20/03 at 16:03:12]<br><br>A long time favorite...a great disc...<br>[/quote]<br><br>Unless you go by the numbers, in fact, if you go by the numbers it was murder...... One of the worst sellers.<br>

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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
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[quote author=sir_galoot link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=15#26 date=01/20/03 at 20:04:07]<br><br>Unless you go by the numbers, in fact, if you go by the numbers it was murder......[/quote]<br><br>Why. that would make it......murder by numbers!<br><br>My favorite number for today is 128, because I've been revisiting my childhood with a Sinclair Spectrum emulator and a handful of choice games. Aaahhh, Pang!<br>

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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
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Seems to me this post is nothing more than a variation a theme of my old post, What's Your Favorite Number :-/<br><br>Anyway,<br>6-is the minimum # of morons I'm forced to work with.<br>45-is the maximum # of morons I'm forced to work with.<br>2-is the ply of my toilet paper.<br>280-is the threards per sq. in. Martha Stewart tells me is<br>       in my linen.<br>800-is the mg. of the life saving Ibuprofen I can't do <br>       without.<br>1&1-is eleven.<br>2&2-is twenty two.<br><br>

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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
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[quote author=josh link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=0#6 date=01/19/03 at 21:46:27]Number of times doppplefucker blows himself on a daily basis:<br><br> [shadow=blue,left,300] You'd have to count really high....[/shadow][/quote]<br>it's true...  and i can teach YOU how to do it too, for the low, low price of $100.  classes now forming.<br><br>I'M GONNA BE RICH!!<br>

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[quote author=josh link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=0#10 date=01/19/03 at 22:07:47]Number of douche bag dopplefucker rejects that love themselves:<br><br>[shadow=black,left,300]1[/shadow][/quote]<br>just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in<br><br>boy, you really kicked my ass josh.<br>you have diminished me.<br><br>now i shed my tears in lonely misery. :'(

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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
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[quote author=catpuke link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=15#29 date=01/21/03 at 16:40:17]Seems to me this post is nothing more than a variation a theme of my old post, What's Your Favorite Number :-/<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>Do I detect a hint of BITTERNESS here?<br>

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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
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Number of times in 15 years of marriage that my wife has chosen a CD for our listening pleasure and it's been FZ:  0<br><br>Number of conversations I've had about FZ with co-workers and/or others in my "business sphere" in the past 15 years:  0<br><br>Number of friends, relatives, and colleagues that listen to FZ:  0<br><br>Extra Added Bonus: Total number of times I've seen the show 'ER':  0<br><br><br>

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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=30#33 date=01/22/03 at 16:08:26]<br><br>Do I detect a hint of BITTERNESS here?<br>[/quote]<br>Just joking. If I'd have been mad or bitter I wouldn't have gone on to answer the post.<br> ;D<br>

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 Post subject: Re: Wanna do a number?
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[quote author=catpuke link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=30#35 date=01/22/03 at 16:21:08]<br>Just joking. [/quote]<br><br>Me too!...c'mon cat!<br>

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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=30#36 date=01/22/03 at 16:25:39]<br><br>Me too!...c'mon cat!<br>[/quote]<br>Ooops. Right now ALL my senses are impaired from a narcotic pain pill!!!! I have NO FUCKIN' idea how The Beatles or any other group or artist can create ANYTHING while taking drugs! They make me tired, irritable and REALLY,REALLY D U L L .<br>Profoundly dull.uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh... I hate taking them.

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[quote author=ZF link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=30#38 date=01/23/03 at 01:57:52]<br><br>Well then don't  ;D[/quote]<br>[move]aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!![/move]<br>

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[quote author=jimmie d link=board=rant;num=1043036275;start=0#4 date=01/19/03 at 21:26:36]<br>  [font=comic sans ms]CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS[/font] <br>  <br>1.  First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate.  (try for more than once but less than 10) <br><br>2.  Multiply this number by 2. (just to be bold) <br><br>3.  Add 5. (for Sunday) <br><br>4.  Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid) I'll wait while you get the calculator.... <br><br>5.  If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753...if you haven't, add 1752.<br><br>6.  Now subtract the four-digit year that  you were born.  (if you remember)  <br> <br>You should have a three digit number ...  The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want  to have chocolate each week).  The next two numbers are your age.[/quote]<br>Can I substitute the chocolate with Fontinella cheese?<br>

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This is from one of those bullshit 'aren't kids funny' pages from one of those bullshit scurrilous gutterpress magazines with Nicole Kidman on the front, but the first time I read it I laughed so much I nearly spat beer on the floor.<br><br>'Master Two' was sitting on the toilet when his grandparents unexpectedly dropped in. Nan walked in to the bathroom and asked: 'Are we going to do a number one or a number two?' My son proudly exclaimed: 'A number six!'<br><br>From the mouths (and asses) of babes.......

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1 : 1 = 1<br>1 : 2 = 0,5<br>1 : 3 = key of the universe<br>

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ronnys - you would like this website - <br><br>http://www.numberwatch.co.uk<br><br>its one of my favs <br><br>mungo

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