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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:32 pm 
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  • 2015 mergers:polygram records, warner brothers, & keebler crackers merge to become polly-warner-cracker ....<br>3m & goodyear merge to become mmmgood ....<br>zippo manufacturing, audi motors, dofasco, & dakota mining merge to become : zip audi do da....<br>federal express & ups merge to become fed up ....<br><br>
  • by 2018, nuclear powered, ovens called nuke ovens will cook a turkey in 3 milliseconds...heat will be generated through a small, lead-lined, fusion reactor...you will be able to heat a cup of coffee in 1 nanosecond...this will be one of the many time-saving devices needed for daily living
  • by 2020, your underwear will be electrically heated...in 2021, underwear circuit breakers will be invented
  • in 2023, a laser technology breakthrough will be used to accurately brown toast
  • by 2024 cellular phones will be connected directly to the inner ear drum...small aerials will be surgical implanted, following the curve of the ears...it will dial with vocal commands... many people will be seen talking to themselves
  • in 2030, fly swatters will be replaced with small lasers capable of vaporizing a fly in the air at 20 feet but a malfunction may cause holes in your wall
  • by 2032, showers will be replaced by magnetic resonance cleaning...dirt will be negatively charged and repel from the body in less than 2 seconds
  • by 2040 when cloning is legalized, a good set of genes will cost $10,000 but you will be able to get a used pair at the Salvation Army for about $3...in 2042 rent-a-clone will be a big hit at birthday parties...in the year 2110, we will develop the ability to clone the opposite sex from your genes....genes will then be unisex
  • by 2048, if you get sick you will be placed horizontally on a conveyer belt that will carry you through high-tech equipment that will automatically diagnose then fix the problem...if you have a health condition, mechanical arms using lasers, will perform micros surgery...if you cannot be repaired, you will be used for parts
<br>[center]Why did the clone go into the clothing store?<br><br>To get more genes.<br><br> ;D[/center]

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:23 pm 
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The following is a drive-by posting:<br><br><br>I'll still be posting in a Zappa forum but by then it'll be Diva Zappa's.<br><br><br><br><br>The preceeding was a drive-by modification.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:50 pm 
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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=rant;num=1051588118;start=0#2 date=04/28/03 at 21:55:34]When do I get my flying car?[/quote]<br>2062 Image<br><br>

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2003 1:36 pm 
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a way back /way forward machine well Mr Peabody lets go catch a Zappa concert ok Sherman hop on in wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2003 2:30 pm 
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2013 ? Humm...  Let inspiration flow a bit... (on a well-known melody)<br><br>It was twenty years ago today,<br>Beloved composer had passed away<br>He was known for having his own style<br>Really did not want to compromise<br>So may I introduce to you<br>The guy who made it all worthwhile<br>Please remember, Frank Zappa's the man.<br><br>(I thought an hommage would be 'de rigueur')    8)

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