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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:37 pm 
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http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html<br><br>i saw this on killuglyradio.com.  does this make sense to anyone?  i will be a man and admit that i have size 13 shoes and my penis is not 10.4 inches long.  if that were the case i wouldn't be sitting here typing to you clowns, i would be in california starring in pornos.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:35 pm 
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[quote author=phydeaux link=board=rant;num=1058495871;start=0#1 date=07/17/03 at 22:10:55]hmmmm.......ok.....size 12 foot......ummm........errr.......<br><br>I think I've just developed a complex.<br> :-[ :-[ :-[[/quote]<br>fear not phydueax, its only a chart that some yahoo dreamt up.  we've all the heard the law of averages on that subject anyway.  its all bogus.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:15 pm 
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Hahaha ! What a load of old crap. If you used the chart the "other way round" I'd have smaller feet than my wife. <br> ;D


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:38 pm 
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i don't need no stinkin' chart; suffice it to say, i use those lowboy urinals for that extra clearance  ;)<br><br><br>[img width=320 height=240]http://www.urinal.net/whitney/whitney1.med.jpg[/img]<br>b.t.w.....what size shoes did frank wear?<br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:52 pm 
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[quote author=phydeaux link=board=rant;num=1058495871;start=0#6 date=07/18/03 at 19:42:45]<br><br>And here I went and tied a cinder block to the thing and threw it out the window.<br><br> ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>Your dick or your shoes? ;)

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[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=rant;num=1058495871;start=0#5 date=07/18/03 at 16:38:56]b.t.w.....what size shoes did frank wear?[/quote]<br><br><br>Very good question, Slime!  I think that deserves a thread of it's own, like For Ladies Only.  I'm just lookin' for truth here!<br><br>Anyway, I thought it was the finger size that tipped you off!  Sometimes the nose, too!  My Gods!  He must have been huge!!<br><br>Sabrina<br>

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:04 pm 
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[quote author=sabrina2 link=board=rant;num=1058495871;start=0#9 date=07/18/03 at 20:25:57]<br><br>Anyway, I thought it was the finger size that tipped you off!  [/quote]<br><br>Heh heh heh...well in that case, I oughta tell you that I am well known amongst the ladies as [s]"stubby little pinky"[/s] er, ah, "long thick pointer"...<br><br>yeah, thats it..."long thick pointer"...<br>

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[quote author=sabrina2 link=board=rant;num=1058495871;start=0#9 date=07/18/03 at 20:25:57]<br><br> My Gods!  He must have been huge!!<br><br>Sabrina<br>[/quote]<br>In your dreams, at least?


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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=rant;num=1058495871;start=0#12 date=07/24/03 at 05:54:00]<br>In your dreams, at least?[/quote]<br><br>Ahhh, my dreams, my dreams! :) 8) :)<br><br>

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[quote author=sabrina2 link=board=rant;num=1058495871;start=0#13 date=07/24/03 at 16:12:41] <br><br>Ahhh, my dreams, my dreams! :) 8) :)<br><br>[/quote]<br>okay this is female fanasy hour, okay?  all you girls get to have female fantasy hour.  you have abducted the succulent pop star of your choice, right?  you have taken this turkey back to your room.  you have layed on your teenage bed.................

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