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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:09 pm 
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[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=0#2 date=08/26/03 at 12:44:52]Image[/quote]<br><br><br>They are! ;D ;D ;D<br><br><br>  Old shirt from the 60's<br>             EXLAX<br>Cleans Like A White Tornado


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:43 am 
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Image<br><br>Classy bitch !!   ;D


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:33 am 
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I have two shirts wich I own myself 8).<br><br>The first one:[glow=red,2,300]I'm not perfect but some parts are delicious[/glow]<br><br>ANd the other:<br><br>[glow=blue,2,300]Real men weights over 90 kilos![/glow]<br> ;D<br><br> -/dr_grogg<br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:37 pm 
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I have two more for ya...<br><br>"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"<br><br>"Nuke the Gay Whales"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:38 pm 
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[glow=red,2,300]Heavily Medicated For Your Protection !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow]

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:50 pm 
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[glow=blue,2,300]I do what ever my Rice Crispies tell me to do !![/glow]

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:43 pm 
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[glow=orange,2,300]You Laugh At Me Because I'm Different,I Laugh At You Because You Are All The Same ![/glow]

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:42 am 
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Friend of mine had this shirt:<br><br>Sailing,<br><br>the art of getting wet and sick<br>while slowly going nowhere<br>at great expense.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:34 pm 
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[quote author=Tripmyster link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=45#57 date=09/18/03 at 22:43:30][glow=orange,2,300]You Laugh At Me Because I'm Different,I Laugh At You Because You Are All The Same ![/glow][/quote]<br><br>I like that one a lot. The best I've read so far.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:15 pm 
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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=45#54 date=09/06/03 at 23:43:30]<br>No: it's like this...<br>[center]<br>Image<br>Jesus thinks you're a jerk<br>Matty kind of likes you<br>Felipe doesn't give a shit<br>[/center][/quote]<br><br>Felipe Alou is now the manager of the San Francisco Giants, who have already clinched a spot in the NL playoffs.<br><br>His son Moises Alou plays for the Cubs who have a half game lead at the moment.... So it could work out to where the Cubs play the Giants for the NL championship.. Father against son. I wonder who would Mrs. Alou will root for?<br><br><br>Anyway, as for T shirts I saw this one in a movie the other night. 'If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart'<br><br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 5:13 pm 
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Micheal Moore for PREZ

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:26 am 
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i don't have a drink problem....i drink, get drunk, fall down.... no problem

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:48 am 
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Then there are the all time classics:<br><br><br>F_ck - all it needs is you!<br><br><br>Bend over, I'll drive!<br><br><br>Ripped out of my mind again this morning!<br><br><br>We had a Die Yuppie Scum bumper sticker on the back of our old white van.<br><br>Sab

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 9:20 am 
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there was that Johnny Rotten T shirt with the slogan I HATE PINK FLOYD<br>i love them though

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:11 pm 
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Don't know if it's a "good one" but...it's the newest t-shirt with a saying which I bought (during my trip to Spain)...and it's important to me.<br><br>It's a black (of course ;) ) t-shirt with a White outline of the Galician Region of Spain with a diagonal Blue Stripe across it and the words "Nunca Mais" in big White letters emblazoned across it.<br><br>It merits a little "explanation"...<br><br>The Galician Flag is White with a diagonal Blue Stripe...<br>Image<br><br>The reason why the t-shirt is Black is because of the oil spill which occurred off the Galician coast back in November.   :'(<br><br>The words "Nunca Mais" are Galician (a dialect of Portugese, btw) for "Never Again"!   >:(<br><br>That oil spill was completely unnecessary!  It could've easily been prevented and the Ecology (not to mention the Livelihood of all the Fishermen) of the Region could've been spared the disaster!   :'(<br><br>Image<br><br>Gypsy Moon Dream<br>

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 3:24 pm 
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My friend has a black shirt with black writing on it saying "If you can read this, fuck off".<br><br>I also like "The only reason I am smiling is that they haven't found the bodys yet."


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[quote author=GASMASK link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=60#70 date=10/12/03 at 04:17:56]I AM A BOMB DISPOSAL EXPERT IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING TRY AND KEEP UP[/quote]<br><br>Funny!   And topical too.  With just a little shiver down my back.<br><br>BTW glad you found us.  Enjoy your stay! :D<br><br>With Motherly Love<br>Sabrina

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I haven't decided yet if I'm going to burn this t-shirt or just take a black permanent marker and write "FUCK YOU" in huge letters across it when my divorce is final but...<br><br>While on our Honeymoon, my brand-new, nice-at-the-time husband and I saw this shirt and bought it (more as a joke for me because he's the one who's more wasteful with money than I am) while in Las Vegas.<br><br>It's a grey t-shirt (not black??? *giggle*) and it looks like it has a white sheet of notebook paper safety-pinned onto the front with these words printed with a red "Sharpie" marker...<br><br>"Please, do not let this woman spend any money.<br>  Thank you, Her Spouse"<br><br> ::)  (*groan*)<br><br> >:(  (*grrrrrrr*)<br><br> :P  (*raspberry*)<br><br>OK...so it's kinda funny!  ;)<br><br>Gypsy Moon Dream<br>

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WHO THE FUCK IS CHIP HORANECK

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