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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:51 am 
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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#100 date=01/05/06 at 05:15:30]<br><br>Why didn't you tell me you coveted it? I could have mailed it to you - I shaved it off while in a funk of boredom during the holidays.   ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>i always miss the boat bernie  ;D

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[quote author=TheCentralScrutinizer link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#99 date=01/05/06 at 04:45:28]<br><br>that's it you've convinced me....i'm going to grow one like uncle bernie's. Could take me a few years but i'll give it a bash  ;D[/quote]<br><br>Great! But: I don't believe I've seen uncle bernie's moustache. If it's that admirable (which I'm sure it was and will be when it grows back out), it should be posted.<br><br>And here's a short presentation of moustached American Presidents:<br><br>Image<br>William Howard Taft<br><br>Image<br>Theodore Roosevelt<br><br>Image<br>Grover Cleveland<br><br>Image<br>Chester A. Arthur<br><br>Hurrah!


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#102 date=01/05/06 at 08:25:24]<br><br>Great! But: I don't believe I've seen uncle bernie's moustache. If it's that admirable (which I'm sure it was and will be when it grows back out), it should be posted.<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>It was, but here it comes again.......I'm the one on the left, with xyqa and guacamole queen.<br><br>Image<br><br>


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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#103 date=01/05/06 at 12:46:39]<br><br>It was, but here it comes again.......I'm the one on the left, with xyqa and guacamole queen.<br><br>Image<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>haha, "i'm the one on the left" we'd have never guessed  ;D<br>

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[quote author=TheCentralScrutinizer link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#104 date=01/05/06 at 13:04:22]<br><br>haha, "i'm the one on the left" we'd have never guessed  ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>I thought you'd enjoy that.   ;)


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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#103 date=01/05/06 at 12:46:39]<br><br>It was, but here it comes again.......I'm the one on the left, with xyqa and guacamole queen.<br><br>Image<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>That's a superb example of what men should do in order to make this world a better place. <br><br>And: A few weeks ago, I shaved off my moustache in a fit of boredom, too (sometimes I crave variation so much, I don't stop at nothing). But now it's back, and I'm whole again.


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I got so bad growing face hair that i look like an old goat if i try to make anything...   :-/

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And let's not forget some moustached British Prime Ministers ...<br><br><br>[center][img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:IOqW8aKjAXAJ:content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b8/230px-Viv_in_Headdress.jpg[/img]<br>Sir Robert Walpole (1721)<br><br>[img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:ieSAeori4LkJ:plaine.typepad.com/tqc/images/chevalier_web.JPG[/img]<br>Duke of Devonshire (1756)<br><br>[img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:lWWSyDD4wEoJ:crazyjaneski.typepad.com/crazy_jane/dalimoustache-thumb.jpg[/img]<br>Earl of Bute (1762)<br><br>[img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:v1E3-ravSsYJ:www.cybercity-online.net/Pakistan/Punjab/Multan/images/Moustache.jpg[/img]<br>Marquess of Rockingham (1770)[/center]<br><br>

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[quote author=knepo link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#107 date=01/06/06 at 17:08:06]I got so bad growing face hair that i look like an old goat if i try to make anything...   :-/[/quote]<br><br>Sometimes looking like an old goat is the thing that pushes civilization in the right direction. <br><br>Another theory of mine is that with a bit of creative maintainance, it is possible to make the most stusselige dunbart look divine. <br><br>A lot of famous moustached people probably didn't have the hair growth of a neanderthal. They just knew how to make the best out of what they had.


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[quote author=Flatulus link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#109 date=01/06/06 at 20:46:10]And let's not forget some moustached British Prime Ministers ...<br><br><br>[center][img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:IOqW8aKjAXAJ:content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b8/230px-Viv_in_Headdress.jpg[/img]<br>Sir Robert Walpole (1721)<br><br>[img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:ieSAeori4LkJ:plaine.typepad.com/tqc/images/chevalier_web.JPG[/img]<br>Duke of Devonshire (1756)<br><br>[img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:lWWSyDD4wEoJ:crazyjaneski.typepad.com/crazy_jane/dalimoustache-thumb.jpg[/img]<br>Earl of Bute (1762)<br><br>[img width=258 height=330]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:v1E3-ravSsYJ:www.cybercity-online.net/Pakistan/Punjab/Multan/images/Moustache.jpg[/img]<br>Marquess of Rockingham (1770)[/center]<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>I wonder what the world would be like if G. W. Bush and T. Blair had moustaches...


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#110 date=01/07/06 at 07:36:00]<br><br>Sometimes looking like an old goat is the thing that pushes civilization in the right direction. <br><br>Another theory of mine is that with a bit of creative maintainance, it is possible to make the most stusselige dunbart look divine. <br><br>A lot of famous moustached people probably didn't have the hair growth of a neanderthal. They just knew how to make the best out of what they had.[/quote]<br><br>I tried to make it up with the head hair.<br><br>But in the age of 25 it has happend a couple of times that I have been asked for ID when buying beer  :-/<br><br>http://www.zappa.com/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=general;action=display;num=1099047691;start=150#163

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[quote author=knepo link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#112 date=01/07/06 at 08:10:38]<br><br>I tried to make it up with the head hair.<br><br>But in the age of 25 it has happend a couple of times that I have been asked for ID when buying beer  :-/<br><br>http://www.zappa.com/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=general;action=display;num=1099047691;start=150#163[/quote]<br><br>Those who ask people to identify themselves when selling beer are usually sexually maladjusted people with no moustache who think that asking costumers to show their ID is the solution to all their problems.<br><br>The last time I was asked to identify myself, was in the summer of 04, when buying a bottle of wine at Polet. I was almost 25 years old, but I'd recently had a hair cut and a shave, so I guess I must have looked like a 16-year old. On my ID, however, I look sort of like this:<br><br>Image<br><br>The shrew had to accept it, of course, but I'm sure she wept when I left. And today, she probably don't dare to ask people for ID anymore. <br><br>Well, I digress... This is the moustache thread, not the power-sick-vinmonopolkjerring-thread...  


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#113 date=01/07/06 at 08:56:11]<br> power-sick-vinmonopolkjerring  [/quote]<br><br>LMAO  ;D<br><br><br>

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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#113 date=01/07/06 at 08:56:11]<br><br>power-sick-vinmonopolkjerring-thread...  [/quote]<br><br>Fantastisk bra kommentar  ;D

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hei hei her er jo det ein fin samling nordmenn hahaha<br>mangler bare IB nå

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[quote author=knepo link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#116 date=01/07/06 at 10:47:24]hei hei her er jo det ein fin samling nordmenn hahaha<br>mangler bare IB nå[/quote]<br><br>What's/who's IB? En bebartet nordmann? <br><br>[quote author=Milton_Bradley link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#117 date=01/07/06 at 11:45:04]Image[/quote]<br><br>I want a shirt reading HA BART!


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I have tried to grow a moustache, but it just won't fill out for some reason. Sad, I know.

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[quote author=belews_brother link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=105#119 date=01/11/06 at 14:44:31]I have tried to grow a moustache, but it just won't fill out for some reason. Sad, I know.[/quote]<br><br>It should be possible to get a hair transplant. If I get extremely rich one day, I will establish a fund (perhaps even a clinic) to help people grow proper moustaches.


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=120#120 date=01/12/06 at 02:41:26]<br><br>...If I get extremely rich one day, I will establish a fund (perhaps even a clinic) to help people grow proper moustaches. [/quote]<br><br>When you establish your clinic, be sure to use this handy piece of equipment: <br><br>[img width=222 height=112]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:X7rmac93SygJ:www.handlebarclub.org.uk/curler.jpg[/img]<br>antique moustache curler<br>

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[quote author=Flatulus link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=120#121 date=01/12/06 at 19:15:12]<br><br>When you establish your clinic, be sure to use this handy piece of equipment: <br><br>[img width=222 height=112]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:X7rmac93SygJ:www.handlebarclub.org.uk/curler.jpg[/img]<br>antique moustache curler<br>[/quote]<br><br>Yes, of course. It somewhat surprises me that I have never seen any Moustache Maintenance Kits around. Or... well, actually, I'm not surprised, when I think of the widespread hatred against moustaches. <br><br>The Clinic would certainly offer such kits to their clients.<br><br>Another solution for those who lack the ability to grow a good moustache, the moustache on the FZPTMOFZ album. <br><br>Image


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=120#122 date=01/13/06 at 07:29:57]...Another solution for those who lack the ability to grow a good moustache, the moustache on the FZPTMOFZ album. <br><br>Image[/quote]<br><br>You're surely not condoning ripping up Zappa album covers? The very idea! Maybe the moustache-growing impaired could use these sort of kits instead?<br>[table]<br>[tr]<br>[td]<br>[img width=156 height=198]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:mBNBDWZPjzQzRM:www.costumehire.net/images/categories/accessories/beards/50238%2520PK1_SR.jpg[/img]<br>[/td]<br>[td]<br>[img width=156 height=198]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NuCuOX5ARfGgaM:www.movinghere.org.uk/galleries/histories/jewish/images/1990_112_6a-k_0001.jpg[/img]<br>[/td]<br>[td]<br>[img width=156 height=198]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bTQGgefmWHTXJM:www.partypants.co.uk/images/wigs-70s-moustache-ginger-brown-tash_small.jpg[/img]<br>[/td]<br>[/tr]<br>[/table]<br>

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The Sgt. Pepper lp has a nice cutout moustache:<br><br>Image

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I hear Groucho Marx glasses are back in style again, too...<br><br>Image

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But then again, maybe those who think that this:<br>Image<br>is a little bit unnatural should get themselves some of this:<br>Image<br>add a little bit of this:<br>Image<br>and rub it thoroughly on this:<br>Image<br>to produce this:<br>Image<br><br>

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