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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:53 am 
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[quote author=hairy_paperclip link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=45#47 date=12/13/05 at 11:35:39]i believe having a moustace projects a level of sophistication unachievable by women 8)[/quote]<br>Haha! ;D<br><br>I HAVE seen some black, Italian, and eastern block women who have achieved growing their very own moustaches. (Big Elvis-like sideburns, too!) However, the level of sophistication they feel it brings them or that it allows them to project isn't as obvious to me as the actual presence of the moustache is...I guess the meaning and impact of its presence gets into tricky areas of various "cultural norms" that are beyond my knowledge ;) ;D

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:14 am 
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[quote author=BatchainPhase3 link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=45#45 date=12/13/05 at 11:01:37][center]Image[/center]<br>Peer, are you rather enamored of that intimidating look that's sort of an cross between Grigory Rasputin and Anton Szandor LaVey? :o<br><br>--Batchain ;)[/quote]<br><br>I sure am. I don't know much about LaVey, but Rasputin is one of my ideals when it comes to looks (in the direct meaning of the word). <br><br>Image


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:21 am 
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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=30#43 date=12/13/05 at 10:00:52]<br><br>What about all the other terms? Do those not apply? Reactionary? Fascist? Tyrannical? I could see where you might argue against genocidal, but ask the people who lived through the gulags and purges, they might be able to better answer that. Totalitarian? Absolutist? Despot? I think most of it can fairly be applied to Stalin. Or have we been reading different history books?[/quote]<br><br>I take exception to the attitude that many people have about the other terms. It is automatically assumed that it's wrong to be a reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist despot. <br><br>Now, I don't consider myself to be a psychopat, but there are many of them around, and I think that they deserve respect like everybody else. We shouldn't walk around with an attitude that says "every feature of your personality is bad". That's just as bad as saying "Masturbation leads to blindness" or "No negros". <br>


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=45#58 date=12/14/05 at 07:21:07]<br><br>I take exception to the attitude that many people have about the other terms. It is automatically assumed that it's wrong to be a reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist despot. <br><br>Now, I don't consider myself to be a psychopat, but there are many of them around, and I think that they deserve respect like everybody else. We shouldn't walk around with an attitude that says "every feature of your personality is bad". That's just as bad as saying "Masturbation leads to blindness" or "No negros". <br>[/quote]<br><br>Well if you want to apologize to the (conservative estimate of) 50,000,000 people Stalin murdered, and the 6,000,000 jews (and who knows how many other people?) Hitler killed, then you better get busy now, because you have a lot of work cut out for you. <br><br>It's cool to love everyone, "warts and all", but when someone starts hurting innocent people (or other living things), then we need to love them, but also lovingly kill them so they'll stop doing the hurting. But maybe I'm alone in thinking that.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:45 am 
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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=45#59 date=12/14/05 at 07:35:40]<br><br>Well if you want to apologize to the (conservative estimate of) 50,000,000 people Stalin murdered, and the 6,000,000 jews (and who knows how many other people?) Hitler killed, then you better get busy now, because you have a lot of work cut out for you. <br><br>It's cool to love everyone, "warts and all", but when someone starts hurting innocent people (or other living things), then we need to love them, but also lovingly kill them so they'll stop doing the hurting. But maybe I'm alone in thinking that.[/quote]<br><br>People who hurt innocent people should be brought to justice. People who just happen to be reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist despots, should be loved by everybody as long as they don't break the law.<br><br>I'm not going to apologize to the victims of Hitler and Stalin, because:<br>1. I have never done anything to hurt them (I was born in 1979).<br>2. They're dead, so it's technically impossible for me to communicate with them.<br>


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#60 date=12/14/05 at 07:45:14]People who just happen to be reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist despots, should be loved by everybody as long as they don't break the law.[/quote]<br><br>That's pretty funny, actually. So if the despot takes control of a nation/province/family and makes his own laws saying forced sodomy or involuntary torture and dismemberment of his subjects by himself  is not a crime in his domain, then he's not breaking the law and is still a grand chap? <br><br>I like it! Where do I sign up?<br><br>[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#60 date=12/14/05 at 07:45:14]<br>I'm not going to apologize to the victims of Hitler and Stalin, because:<br>1. I have never done anything to hurt them (I was born in 1979).<br>2. They're dead, so it's technically impossible for me to communicate with them.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Okay, well if you ever run into them in some 4th dimension, be sure to tell them all how lovable Hitler and Stalin really were. ;)

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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=45#59 date=12/14/05 at 07:35:40]<br><br>Well if you want to apologize to the (conservative estimate of) 50,000,000 people Stalin murdered, and the 6,000,000 jews (and who knows how many other people?) Hitler killed, then you better get busy now, because you have a lot of work cut out for you. <br><br>[/quote]<br><br>this 6,000,000 million for hitler was a very conservative estimate. don't forget about the millions of crippled germans he thought were useless and the roaving bands of gypsies, anyone who was black and living in germany at the time. people who oposed him politacly. shit he's starting to remind me of hussein, the name even sounds the same

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[quote author=masterofnuthin link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#62 date=12/14/05 at 09:00:58]<br><br>this 6,000,000 million for hitler was a very conservative estimate. don't forget about the millions of crippled germans he thought were useless and the roaving bands of gypsies, anyone who was black and living in germany at the time. people who oposed him politacly. shit he's starting to remind me of hussein, the name even sounds the same[/quote]<br><br>hitler sounds like hussein, you've been eating too many red berries again.<br>

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[quote author=TheCentralScrutinizer link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#63 date=12/14/05 at 09:19:10]<br><br>hitler sounds like hussein, you've been eating too many red berries again.<br>[/quote]<br><br>no i haven't but those frogs that i keep licking might be hetting to me ;)<br>the basic point of previos said statement was more about how bad hitler was and that people only focus on the jews he had killed and forgot about the others

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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#61 date=12/14/05 at 08:16:57]<br><br>So if the despot takes control of a nation/province/family and makes his own laws saying forced sodomy or involuntary torture and dismemberment of his subjects by himself  is not a crime in his domain, then he's not breaking the law and is still a grand chap? <br><br><br>Okay, well if you ever run into them in some 4th dimension, be sure to tell them all how lovable Hitler and Stalin really were. ;) [/quote]<br><br>1. Only if the International Community also accepts forced sodomy, involuntary torture and dismemberment as OK. (Psychos, unite!) If the International Community does not state that those kinds of laws are OK, the psychopat can not enforce them. <br><br>2. Yes, I will tell the people of the 4th dimension that Stalin and Hitler were almost completely normal guys (except for their moustaches), who committed horrible crimes, assisted by thousands of other normal people. I will also tell them that Hitler was a vegetarian, non-drinker who was fond of children. (Look out for those!)<br><br>3. Be sure to notice that I don't defend criminals. I'm just pointing out that some people are born with reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist, despotic personalities, and that they are entitled to respect, just like people who are submissive, indecisisive, ugly, un-moustached, stupid and dull.


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#66 date=12/15/05 at 00:11:09]...a vegetarian, non-drinker who was fond of children. (Look out for those!)[/quote]<br><br>Believe me I do! I run screaming from them. Especially if they are wearing a moustache that is not counter-balanced by some type of beard. <br>

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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#67 date=12/15/05 at 07:49:00]<br><br>Believe me I do! I run screaming from them. Especially if they are wearing a moustache that is not counter-balanced by some type of beard. <br>[/quote]<br><br>I believe you. I don't know what you look like, but I can vividly imagine you running and screaming away from one of those weirdos. Screaming at the top of your lungs. <br><br>So far, this debate has been very entertaining. However, it has not (as far as I can see) seriously challenged my scientific conclusion about the importance of having a moustache. <br><br>Look at this: <br><br>Image<br>Famous reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist, despot<br><br>Image<br>Famous Grand Chap<br><br>ETC


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#68 date=12/15/05 at 11:13:48]<br><br>Look at this: <br><br>Image<br>Famous reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist, despot<br>[/quote]<br><br>Nice guy. I don't know much about him but he could have fallen into the homo or the 70s porn star/perv category too (did you forget the 3 deadly categories?) I don't know much about how Ghandi got his freak on (but I imagine he was pretty kinky). <br><br>[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#68 date=12/15/05 at 11:13:48]<br><br>Image<br>Famous Grand Chap<br><br>ETC[/quote]<br><br>Total homo! Total 70s porn/perv! C'mon! Your list has much better people than schlocksters from Hollywood's dull/fruity past. <br><br>Tip: Avoid using people from screen and stage as paragons of coolness and machismo if you're trying to disprove homosexual tendencies in certain types of people. Like this child abuser:<br><br>Image

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My son told me about an article he read recently where the guy had a theory that growing up mentally at an early age can accelerate puberty. If Hitler, for example, had had strong thoughts about a "jewish conspiracy" at the age of (say) 12, and was too young to have the ability to think it through clearly and objectively - then these entrenched juvenile thoughts may have led to his subsequent actions later in life, and also made his moustache inevitable. Anyone with the moustache (he said) seemed destined to become either a dictator or a gay-boy.<br><br>All I know is, I personally have never been without a moustache since the age of 14 - and I have never been without a cigarette since the same age either. Am I just as much a slave to the moustache as I am to the cigarette? Is there a correlation here? Calvin would know.<br><br>Also, peerdiem: Why the fuck did you leave Roald Amundsen & Fridtjof Nansen off your list of famous Norwegians? Amundsen's especially was a doozy.

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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#69 date=12/15/05 at 13:14:30]<br><br>Nice guy. I don't know much about him but he could have fallen into the homo or the 70s porn star/perv category too (did you forget the 3 deadly categories?) I don't know much about how Ghandi got his freak on (but I imagine he was pretty kinky). <br>[/quote]<br><br>Hell yeah...he set himself alight, maybe he got his rocks off with FIRE...hehe, just a thought.<br>

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Wanna talk perv?<br><br>Image<br><br> ;D

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[quote author=aspy_2nd_bunch link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#71 date=12/15/05 at 15:10:26]<br><br>Hell yeah...he set himself alight, maybe he got his rocks off with FIRE...hehe, just a thought.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Are you confusing Gandhi with someone else? I don't think he ever set himself on fire, did he?<br><br><br><br>[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#69 date=12/15/05 at 13:14:30]<br><br>... I don't know much about how Ghandi got his freak on (but I imagine he was pretty kinky). <br>[/quote]<br><br>In the movie Gandhi (whatever that's worth as to historical accuracy), he reports he has eleven thumbs. I guess that has little or no bearing on what he may or may not have done with them, though.<br><br><br><br>

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Gandhi didn't set himself on fire he was famous for fasting on many occasions as a form of protest, he was eventually shot to death in the street.

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