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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:51 am 
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[quote author=Flatulus link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#70 date=12/15/05 at 15:01:41] <br>Also, peerdiem: Why the fuck did you leave Roald Amundsen & Fridtjof Nansen off your list of famous Norwegians? Amundsen's especially was a doozy.[/quote]<br><br>A horrible mistake. Nansen had a great moustache. Amundsen didn't always have a moustache. I don't think the statue of him in Tromsø is moustached. <br><br>Image


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[quote author=polydigm link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#74 date=12/15/05 at 16:27:34]Gandhi ... was famous for fasting on many occasions as a form of protest, he was eventually shot to death in the street.[/quote]<br><br>[quote author=polydigm link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#74 date=12/15/05 at 16:27:34]<br>Gandhi ...didn't set himself on fire...<br>[/quote]<br><br>I don't know how your very condensed history can be considered conclusive proof that Ghandi wasn't into fire games. A guy with 11 fingers might be into anything! When aspy mentioned it, I think I remembered hearing he also liked walking on coals and being placed in a bed of asps.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:06 am 
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As far as a method of protest is concerned, immolation can generally only be applied once. I think Gandhi was a little more economical than that.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:34 am 
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[quote author=polydigm link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=75#77 date=12/16/05 at 09:06:28]As far as a method of protest is concerned, immolation can generally only be applied once.[/quote]<br><br>What about really brief flashes? Can't one kinky bastard do some quick flash fires on himself to get his rocks off?

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I suppose you could try setting fire to someone else.

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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#72 date=12/15/05 at 15:30:38]Wanna talk perv?<br><br>Image<br><br> ;D[/quote]<br><br>I remember that Zildjian catalog.  I ripped out this page for my scrapbook.  Vinnie's Fall 1980 Tour kit  :'( 8)<br><br>My moustache was always blond so noone could see it when I grew it out.  Now it's starting to come in grey so it's visible so I don't grow it out anymore.<br><br>vcf

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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#68 date=12/15/05 at 11:13:48]I believe you. I don't know what you look like, but I can vividly imagine you running and screaming away from one of those weirdos. Screaming at the top of your lungs. [/quote]<br><br>Ahh...so you admit they are weirdos! I'm glad to see my canvassing is paying off.<br><br>Here's me screaming right before I get up and run away: <br><br>Image

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Wait a minute... what's under your nose ?!<br><br>Not man enough to grow a full one ?   8)

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[quote author=Mij link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=75#83 date=12/16/05 at 19:08:02]Wait a minute... what's under your nose ?!<br><br>Not man enough to grow a full one ?   8)[/quote]<br><br>No, to cool.<br><br>But let's see yours, to see how it compares.

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I love it when people argue about facial hair. LOVE it.


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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=75#84 date=12/16/05 at 19:09:21]<br><br>No, to cool.<br><br>But let's see yours, to see how it compares. [/quote]<br>Find for yourself...<br>http://www.zappa.com/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=general;action=display;num=1044744473;start=120<br>and please, wash that dirt under your nose !  ;D

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[quote author=polydigm link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#74 date=12/15/05 at 16:27:34]Gandhi didn't set himself on fire he was famous for fasting on many occasions as a form of protest, he was eventually shot to death in the street.[/quote]<br><br>Well who am I getting mixed up with then?<br>He may have done in his spare time....just to get his rocks off. We will never know :P<br>

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[quote author=polydigm link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=60#74 date=12/15/05 at 16:27:34]Gandhi didn't set himself on fire he was famous for fasting on many occasions as a form of protest, he was eventually shot to death in the street.[/quote]<br><br>rightly so as well, he was a cunt. <br>

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HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO "Ghandi was a cunt" god thats a fucking funny statement when you say it out loud!!!!

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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=75#75 date=12/16/05 at 02:51:32]Amundsen didn't always have a moustache. I don't think the statue of him in Tromsø is moustached.[/quote]Not always - but look at this:<br><br><br>Image<br>Fab, isn't it? - and even perkier than Nansen's.

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[quote author=Flatulus link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#91 date=12/17/05 at 17:29:23]<br>Not always - but look at this:<br><br><br>Image<br>Fab, isn't it? - and even perkier than Nansen's.[/quote]<br><br>It's great, of course. I don't know what drove him to not "wear" a moustache all the time. He was probably very sensitive to criticism from all the moustache-haters in the world. <br><br>People who are very interested in the Holocaust and who think that moustached people without additional facial hair are reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist despots, aswer this (I'm curious): Was Simon Wiesenthal one of those guys? <br><br>Image<br><br>Did we give The Nobel Peace Price to a nazi this year?<br><br>Image<br><br>The persecution of moustached people must end!


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Dk looks quite manly with his pipe and goatee---like a mad prof or something. ;D

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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#92 date=12/29/05 at 02:08:11]<br><br>It's great, of course. I don't know what drove him to not "wear" a moustache all the time. He was probably very sensitive to criticism from all the moustache-haters in the world. <br><br>People who are very interested in the Holocaust and who think that moustached people without additional facial hair are reactionary, fascist, totalitarian, absolutist despots, aswer this (I'm curious): Was Simon Wiesenthal one of those guys? <br><br>Image<br><br>Did we give The Nobel Peace Price to a nazi this year?<br><br>Image<br><br>The persecution of moustached people must end! [/quote]<br>simon rosenthal was bald though and bald men with moustaches are normally ok, the're just compensating for their loss upstairs. This is contrary to men with a full head of hair who just sport a moustache to show allegiance to their despotic brothers...and sisters in some cases  ;D

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[quote author=dove_grey link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#93 date=12/29/05 at 02:54:01]Dk looks quite manly with his pipe and goatee---like a mad prof or something. ;D[/quote]<br><br>Why thank you. I'm glad someone reco-nizes. ;D

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[quote author=dkaplowitz link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#95 date=12/29/05 at 10:29:20]<br><br>Why thank you. I'm glad someone reco-nizes. ;D[/quote]<br><br>Image<br><br>Igor Stravinsky, who had a moustache, thought that "nothing is better than having a cowboy hat on". On this point he was wrong.<br><br>1. Nothing is better than having a moustache, and<br>2. Nothing is better than looking like a mad professor, except having a moustache or having a moustache AND looking like a mad professor.


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#96 date=01/04/06 at 01:48:06]1. Nothing is better than having a moustache, and<br>2. Nothing is better than looking like a mad professor, except having a moustache or having a moustache AND looking like a mad professor.[/quote]<br><br>How about: 3. Nothing is better than looking like a mad professor, except having a moustache AND looking like a mad professor AND <br>having a cowboy hat on?<br><br>Image

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[quote author=Flatulus link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#97 date=01/04/06 at 18:02:42]<br><br>How about: 3. Nothing is better than looking like a mad professor, except having a moustache AND looking like a mad professor AND <br>having a cowboy hat on?<br><br>Image[/quote]<br><br>That's a good number three, yes.<br><br>Another point to support my case:<br>Would the ZFT trademark The Moustache (NOT The Moustache-and-additional-facial-hair-and-but-also-baldness), if it was not extremely important to have a moustache?


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[quote author=peerdiem link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#98 date=01/05/06 at 02:50:24]<br><br>That's a good number three, yes.<br><br>Another point to support my case:<br>Would the ZFT trademark The Moustache (NOT The Moustache-and-additional-facial-hair-and-but-also-baldness), if it was not extremely important to have a moustache?[/quote]<br><br>that's it you've convinced me....i'm going to grow one like uncle bernie's. Could take me a few years but i'll give it a bash  ;D

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[quote author=TheCentralScrutinizer link=board=rant;num=1134307375;start=90#99 date=01/05/06 at 04:45:28]<br><br>that's it you've convinced me....i'm going to grow one like uncle bernie's.[/quote]<br><br>Why didn't you tell me you coveted it? I could have mailed it to you - I shaved it off while in a funk of boredom during the holidays.   ;D<br>


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