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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:26 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:52 am 
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[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=45#54 date=04/01/03 at 19:13:13]<br>Bless me father, for I have sinned. I went one entire week without hearing a single note of FZ music. Now that I've recovered and replenished my tank, it is time for me to repent. Can you spare me? Or, must I die?  :'([/quote]<br><br>There is a distinct fundamental difference between the previous legitimate confession and this (ahem) purported request for penance.  In her confession, ms. puke seemed to express a genuine desire for forgiveness and a willingness for atonality.  In other words, the cat in question seemed sincere and repentatious. <br><br>This charade, on the other hand, lends the impression of nothing more than a shameless mockery of the entire confessatorial system; a wanton (soup) and ruthless (underwood) attempt to satirize, saytrize, and undermine (underyours) the inherent seriousness within (without).<br><br>No noomies, you are NOT forgiven. Don't even THINK about being forgiven. You shall not be forgiven anytime soon, not so much for the lack of FZ listening, but rather for<br><br>whoops, whaddaya know, time to go home!  ;D<br><br>

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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=45#53 date=04/01/03 at 09:32:43]<br><br>Be ashamed.  Be VERY ashamed.  :'( Feel the guilt and shame! Feel the guilt, shame and suffering you have caused yourself and others! :'(<br><br>Step forward and bow your head.<br><br>For your penance, say 3 "Our Father O'Blivions" followed by 1 "Hail Mary From The Bus".<br><br>After that, make one "Joe's Garage Act Of Contrition".<br><br>Finally, you must, I repeat MUST listen to the FZ Holy Trinity of Black Napkins, Zoot Allures, and Watermelon In Easter Hay.<br><br>Only then shall you be forgiven.<br><br>Go, and sin no more.<br><br><br>[/quote]<br>I can handle the guilt, shame and other parts of the penance but<br>I don't know that I'm comfortable with the "step forward and bow" part of this.<br>I'll sin no more.<br>

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:07 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:25 am 
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[quote author=Catpuke link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=45#59 date=04/02/03 at 19:57:02]<br><br>I don't know that I'm comfortable with the "step forward and bow" part of this.<br>[/quote]<br><br>It really wasn't a big deal...I was just gonna tap you on the head with The Holy Rubber Mallet a few times...not too hard, really...basically to instill just a little "fear of God"...nothing major, not like I'd be trying to draw blood or cause a concussion or anything.  THIS time anyway.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:35 am 
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[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=60#60 date=04/02/03 at 20:38:04]<br><br>Clearly, you are unclear [/quote]<br><br>You're trying to confuse me now, aren't you? Well it WONT WORK!<br><br>[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=60#60 date=04/02/03 at 20:38:04]<br><br>why would I give a rat's buhtonga about your silly little forgiveness. [/quote]<br><br>STOP THE HIDDEN INFERENCES! I TOLD YOU, I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT RAT!<br><br><br><br>[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=60#60 date=04/02/03 at 20:38:04]<br><br>I am glad you've noticed Ms. Puke's penchant [/quote]<br><br>Oh I've noticed her penchant, alright. Haven't you?<br><br>

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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=60#62 date=04/03/03 at 08:25:02]<br><br>It really wasn't a big deal...I was just gonna tap you on the head with The Holy Rubber Mallet a few times...not too hard, really...basically to instill just a little "fear of God"...nothing major, not like I'd be trying to draw blood or cause a concussion or anything.  THIS time anyway.[/quote]<br>Oh.<br>Ok, then.<br>My mind was in the gutter.<br><br><br>Listened to, Shut Up And Play Yer Balalaika.<br>

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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=60#63 date=04/03/03 at 08:35:24]<br><br>
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on Apr 2nd, 2003, 10:38pm, Ronnys_Noomies wrote:<br> <br>I am glad you've noticed Ms. Puke's penchant  <br> <br>
<br><br><br><br><br>Oh I've noticed her penchant, alright. Haven't you?<br><br>[/quote]<br>I may not have gotten this quotes thing right but the point is<br>I just LOVE how the two of you talk about me in front of me like I'm NOT EVEN HERE!!!!!!

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A friend and I had a huge YCDTOSA marathon.<br><br>All of Vol. 3 and some more from all of the others.

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I'm on a Bongo Fury kick right now. Poofters Froth, Advance Romance and Muffin Man.


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[quote author=radley link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=75#77 date=04/07/03 at 19:21:07]I'm on a Bongo Fury kick right now.[/quote]<br><br>For me its Orchestral Favorites (again 2 more times today!) and also tonight Man From Utopia for the first time in a long while, probably because of the Moggio thread.<br>

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[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=rant;num=1047774839;start=75#76 date=04/07/03 at 19:55:09]I'm re-obsessed with Lost Episodes the last couple of days. It has not come out of my car CD player since Friday. The Ronny Williams stuff on it is priceless, even if I do say so myself. Not to mention Kung Fu, Wedding Dress Song, Inca..... hell, it's all great.[/quote]<br>I think Charva is hysterical. Well, I never met HER but I mean the song with her name.<br>And I don't want to get drafted.<br>

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