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The South Park movie, Bigger, Longer, Uncut.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

As Ike Willis would say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"

I'm not sure what lyrics best describe our beloved Johnny, but I'm sure they're somewhere in The Jello Biafra Songbook...

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"He wants a shoe horn,
the type with teeth!
People should get beat up,
for stating their beliefs!"

-they Might Be Giants.

This doesn't describe Jayp, but seems to sum up his philosophy:

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

The South Park movie, Bigger, Longer, Uncut.[/quote]
As Ike Willis would say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"[/quote]

Or;
Give me your money and
I will send it next week
It is in the mail
Oh ya I forgot
I lost your address
I didn't have the right postage
Call me next week...


I'll send it again

The lyrics to "I'm So Cute" do JP justice. LMAO

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

I'm All Out Of Love by Air Supply

I touch myself - the Divinyls

Hooray for me, and fuck you! -- Bad Religion

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Good writing is clear writing.

"I'm Too Sexy" - Right Said Fred

Overkill - !!!Fuck You!!!

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Men At Work?

No. Overkill, stupid!

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I've got it!

The theme song from "All in the Family"...Archie JPBUNKer...I now I'm a Meathead...

Metallica's So What. Sung by JPFunk to Trendmonger of course

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

that's not originally a Metallica song

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So what you boring little C@#T!

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

You know that scene in Duckman's Noir Gang?
"Niener niener niener niener
I'm the stud and you're the wiener!"

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Alone Again (Naturally) – Gilbert O'Sullivan

Now that really describes jpfunk!

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