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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:42 pm 
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KillUgly2 wrote:
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Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're a cock sucking, ass licking uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(What's going on here?)
Fucker Fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday
uncle fucker
that's U N C L E Fuck you
uncle fucker
get out
suck my balls

I've heard this somewhere before but I can't place it. What is it from?


The South Park movie, Bigger, Longer, Uncut.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:39 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
KillUgly2 wrote:
BBP wrote:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're a cock sucking, ass licking uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(What's going on here?)
Fucker Fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday
uncle fucker
that's U N C L E Fuck you
uncle fucker
get out
suck my balls

I've heard this somewhere before but I can't place it. What is it from?


The South Park movie, Bigger, Longer, Uncut.

As Ike Willis would say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:33 pm 
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I'm not sure what lyrics best describe our beloved Johnny, but I'm sure they're somewhere in The Jello Biafra Songbook...

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:11 pm 
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"He wants a shoe horn,
the type with teeth!
People should get beat up,
for stating their beliefs!"

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:25 pm 
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This doesn't describe Jayp, but seems to sum up his philosophy:

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:27 pm 
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The South Park movie, Bigger, Longer, Uncut.[/quote]
As Ike Willis would say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"[/quote]

Or;
Give me your money and
I will send it next week
It is in the mail
Oh ya I forgot
I lost your address
I didn't have the right postage
Call me next week...

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I'll send it again


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:29 pm 
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The lyrics to "I'm So Cute" do JP justice. :twisted: LMAO :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:52 pm 
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I'm All Out Of Love by Air Supply


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:28 pm 
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I touch myself - the Divinyls

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:43 am 
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Hooray for me, and fuck you! -- Bad Religion :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:10 am 
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"I'm Too Sexy" - Right Said Fred

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:18 am 
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Overkill - !!!Fuck You!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:04 am 
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jaypfunk wrote:
Overkill

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Men At Work?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:45 am 
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Plook wrote:
jaypfunk wrote:
Overkill

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Men At Work?

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No. Overkill, stupid!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:09 pm 
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I've got it!

The theme song from "All in the Family"...Archie JPBUNKer...I now I'm a Meathead... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:34 am 
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Metallica's So What. Sung by JPFunk to Trendmonger of course

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Metallica's So What. Sung by JPFunk to Trendmonger of course


that's not originally a Metallica song

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:42 am 
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jaypfunk wrote:
thenoisydrum wrote:
Metallica's So What. Sung by JPFunk to Trendmonger of course


that's not originally a Metallica song


So what you boring little C@#T!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:57 pm 
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You know that scene in Duckman's Noir Gang?
"Niener niener niener niener
I'm the stud and you're the wiener!"

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:07 pm 
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Alone Again (Naturally) – Gilbert O'Sullivan

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