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Oh I send shivers

Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
(In ya) the song just goes downhill from here

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Close your eyes and visualize a glockenspiel(*,*)

Seven tears have flown into the river
Seven tears are runnin' to the sea.
If one day they reach some distant waters
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me.

Here I stand
head in hand
Lonely like a stranger on the shore.
I can't stand this feeling anymore.
Day by day
this world's all grey
And if dreams were eagles I would fly
But they ain't and that's the reason why.

Seven tears have flown into the river . .

Oh my darling oh my pretty lady
Golden star that leads to paradise.
Like a river's running to the ocean
I'll come back to you fourthousand miles.

Here I stand
head in hand . . .

Seven tears have flown into the river . .

Oh my darling oh my pretty lady. . .

Seven tears have flown into the river

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Good Lord! Is that the time?

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean

Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box
Religion, is a smile on a dog
I'm not aware of too many things
i know what I know if you know what I mean

Chuck me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

What I am is what I am are you what you are or what
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what

Oh I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean

Philosophy, is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion, is a light in the fog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean
Do do ya

Chuck me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep
Chuck me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

What I am is what I am are you what you are or what
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what you are
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what

Da da da da
I say I say I say I do hey hey hey hey hey hey

Chuck me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep
Chuck me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

Chuck me in the shallow water before I get too deep
Chuck me in the shallow water before I get too deep
Chuck me in the shallow water before I get too deep

Don't let me get too deep
Don't let me get too deep
Don't let me get too deep
Don't let me get too deep

What I am is what I am are you what you are or what
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what you are
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what

Or what you are oh
Or what you are oh oh oh
Say what I am

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"Voodoo Butter Underpants...
heh, heh... the pants that
nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck."

Rza - Ode to the Oren Ishii:

"Ay yo,
I wanna dedicate this song right here to Oren Ishii
Half Chinese, half Japanisie, half American, and yo
Oh what a species"

Gangsta rap at its best.

"I ain't never had too much fun."

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Any lyric that begins w/ "hand", and ends in land". PUKE

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'Scream like a baby,
Sam was a gun,
And i never knew his last name
and we never had no fun'

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Good Lord! Is that the time?

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

"So gently swaying through the fairly land of love" - The Moody Blues

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"Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding"! -- Betty White

....he needed me.

Earlier in "The Day Begins", I always heard it as "Brave Helios, wake up your steeds / Bring the warmth that comes with sardines"

One I just heard over the weekend that you all might know. One of the worst songs of all time:

I would climb any mountain
Sail across a stormy sea
If thats what it takes me baby
To show you how much you mean to me
And I guess its just the woman in you
That brings out the man in me
I know I cant help myself
Youre all in the world to me

It feels like the first time
Feels like the very first time
It feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time

I have waited a lifetime
Spent my time so foolishly
But now that Ive found you
Together well make history

And I know that it must be the woman in you
That brings out the man in me
I know I cant help myself
Youre all that my eyes can see

And it feels like the first time
Like it never did before
Feels like the first time
Like weve opened up the door
Feels like the first time
Like it never will again, never again

Feels like the first time, it feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time, very, very, it feels
It feels like the first time, oh it feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time

Open up the door, wont you open up the door? yeah

Feels like the first time
And it feels like the very first time
And it feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time

And it feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time
Oh it feels, it feels like the first time
Yeah it feels like the first time

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Echoes
(Waters, Wright, Mason, Gilmour)

Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
An echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

And no one called us to the land
And no one knows the where's or why's.
Something stirs and something tries
Starts to climb toward the light.

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.

And no one called us to the land
And no one crosses there alive.
No one speaks and no one tries
No one flies around the sun....

Almost everyday you fall
Upon my waking eyes,
Inviting and inciting me
To rise.
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning.

And no one sings me lullabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky....

Ugh.

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

You know, many years later, this doesn't seem so great:

Yeah, I heard a funny thing
Somebody said to me
You know that I could be in love with almost everyone
I think that people are
The greatest fun
And I will be alone again tonight my dear

But in the context of the song....

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

http://www.myspace.com/submoronicbomb

Look for the song "Wannabeyrdrumma" in the blogs.

Bloody awful!

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NJP

From The Band's The Shape I'm In, an otherwise good song is ruined by the contrived line:

"Now, two young kids might start a ruckus
You know it feels they're trying to shuck us"

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"Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding"! -- Betty White

The grand prize for "least romantic love song lyrics" goes to Fairest One Of All, by The Spin Room. It begins with the fantastic opener "Don't bite your tongue" and contains the words "I'll stick to you like gum."

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This dribble of bullshit by Elton John and Bernie Taupin;

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums
But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you, and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly
chorus
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today
[repeat chorus]
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you, and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

Apparently you had never been to LA in the 70's, makes absolute complete sense to me, I was brought up there...

The genius of Marc Bolan:

i have never never kissed
a car before
it's like a door
i have always always
grown my own before
all schools are strange

and when i'm sad
i slide

i have never never
nailed a nose before
that's how the garden grows

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I'm not bald; I'm taller than my hair.

Bagpipes From Baghdad

Eminem

This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian with a little rap and punk
Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk
And yeah baby I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want you bad, you cunt
Nick you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture.

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

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"Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding"! -- Betty White

Do we give him a pass for mentioning Frank...

No.

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I'm not bald; I'm taller than my hair.

I never really paid attention to the lyrics of that one, but that's pretty funny. I might actually love that song even more now.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!