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Sorry, broken links. I have absolutely no idea what any of that is about, or where you got that, but you never cease to make me question why you have not been banned yet.

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Damn, this is some good shit!



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You used the 'N' word FOURTEEN TIMES in your script!!
Sean Robinson 09/21/06, 11:48
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I find that personally offensive and obscene. Did your parents use this word around you as a child? If so I hope that they are in jail now for child abusing.

Have you read your script to a black person? Probably not, I bet that you haven't. You probably have never even met a proud man or woman of black colour! It is easy for rich Jewish kids like you with expensive computers to talk about black people but you have never experienced prejudice in your life and you have used your computer to make jokes about black people.

Mr. Spike Lee is a black man who understands the troubles that black men experience in the white and Jewish world and tells the black stories that Hollywood is too scared to tell. He is not a racist...


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Ah. Definitely not my writing.

I've never written anything about racism. And I've never published any of my scripts over the Internet.

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Isaac wrote:
Sorry, broken links. I have absolutely no idea what any of that is about, or where you got that, but you never cease to make me question why you have not been banned yet.

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Just a little background on mr Isaac Baranoff, filmmaker.

It seems you like to play games wherever you go.

Funny how you accuse people HERE of usuing multiple identities, when it is obvious that you do it all over the internet.

http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000690589

I challenge anyone to browse those posts, and tell me that you dont use multiple usernames to try and further some whacked out agenda.

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Isaac wrote:
Ah. Definitely not my writing.

I've never written anything about racism. And I've never published any of my scripts over the Internet.

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You are a fucking liar, and a coward.

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That's not me. I'm sorry. I've never posted on that website.

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Gawd Damn dude, this is some funny shit.

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Well, you may have a point
Boingo_Zappa 09/11/06, 21:26
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I'll tell Isaac about this, and he can decide on his own.

Still, overall, it's a very intelligent and well-written screenplay. I hope he tries to do something with it.

I bet you told Isaac all about it, didnt you?

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You're reaching. Give it up.

This thread is called "Zappa Forum, Alive and with lots of new member too...", not "Zuumbee's devoted stalking of Isaac". Why do you think that every time I make a post, you have to post a troll response after it?

Lookit, nothing about you: http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... 199#339199

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Isaac wrote:
That's not me. I'm sorry. I've never posted on that website.

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You are so owned.....


Thats you. A 5 year old could tell its you.

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Isaac wrote:
You're reaching. Give it up.

This thread is called "Zappa Forum, Alive and with lots of new member too...", not "Zuumbee's devoted stalking of Isaac". Why do you think that every time I make a post, you have to post a troll response after it?

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Change the subject.

Hey I have an idea. Sign up as somebody else, and then come defend Isaac!

That'd be COOL!

8) 8)

I could start a new topic, but why should I?

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Do you really have nothing better to do? This thread is not about you. Stop trying to make people pay attention to you. Is it any wonder that you were voted second-most annoying poster, next to Charles Baer?

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It's only the first draft
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And he isn't trying to SELL it. He's trying to make it on his own.

On the flow and pacing: Isaac's filmmaking style is similar to jazz music. He's trying to express new levels of creativity, and present his ideas in an unique and original, yet familiar way.

Keep that in mind when you read it, and maybe it will make more sense.

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Thats you!

I cant stop laughing! This shit is PRICELESS!!!!!

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You shouldn't post about this at all. None of this fucking matters. Nobody gives a rat's ass but YOU.

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Nobody over there figured it out, now DID THEY?

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Drop the split personality bullshit. It's insulting.
Triggerbaby 09/12/06, 18:39
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Or are we to suppose that you are both just coincidentally Zappa fans?

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saac "you" Baranoff should read a real book or two.
Penguin Shifter 09/14/06, 11:55
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It'd probably help with his* single most prevalent flaw, which is that the entire screenplay reads like it was written by someone with a communicative disorder. Much like your** posts, as a matter of fact.

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You really have no life, do you? You sign up on some message board I've never heard of, post a fake script on some website I've never heard of, start a discussion with people I've never heard of, start another user name claiming to be "a friend of Isaac's", start cutting and pasting and trying to imitate me, make an ass out of yourself as the "friend", then come in claiming to be me and defend the "friend", make an ass out of yourself as me...and then when you've fully run out of ideas, you start posting this shit en masse to try and flame me in a thread on here that has absolutely nothing to do with me, other than the fact that I posted in it. You're fucking pathetic.

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You honestly expect people to believe that it is not you?

You insult every member on this forum, you lying little shit.

You are BRILLIANT! This should have been a movie by now!

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HAHAHAHA holy shit this is hysterical
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It's the character's imagination. He hallucinates the vision of a ghost telling him that he's on the wrong path. The things the ghost says come from things that other people have told Gerald. Some of them are right, but phrased wrong, and some of them are wholly inaccurate. The reason I cut the scene in the second draft was that you people took it so literally. So I put a different scene with an actual "ghost" towards the end of the second and third drafts.



That might be the weakest dodge I have ever, ever fucking seen. Or are you back to implying that black people (a live black person in this case instead of a ghost) are too fucking stupid (due to not being Jews or something I guess) to understand American politics, and therefore when you write scenes with their impressions of said politics they should be so laughably wrong that even slow middle school kids would immediately notice? Or is the simpler explanation (that you knew none of these things until we pointed them out to you) the one to go with? Remember before you try and tell us all the huge factual errors in your work are intentional and done from the characters' POVs, that you previously thought that a ballot was called a "voting chad," which certainly lends credence to my theory that you are stupid as a fucking fencepost.

Also is there already a third draft now? You just put up the second one a few days ago after years of letting draft #1 sit there like a dry turd, and all we have to do in order to make you frantically revise it is point out (rightly I might add) that your script eats the fattest of black cocks? Will you revise it again when we tell you that it's still shitty and that the DRAMATIC MOVING BLACK CHICK DEATH SCENE is the most poorly coreographed and blocked-out bit of stage-managery since the Oswald prison transfer?

CUT TO:

TIGHT SHOT ON THE FRAMED PHOTOGRAPH:



It fades to a color image of the streets of modern-day Key

West. We see Sheila trying to carry Michael across the

street. She is stopped by a pickpocket, who pulls a knife

on her. When she refuses to give him any money, he slits

her wrist. As she falls backward, the pickpocket slits her

throat.



CUT TO:

ACROSS THE STREET.



We see LOUIE, one of the racist highway cops earlier in the

course of the screenplay. He pulls a gun out of his pocket

and shoots it at a person off-camera, that person being

SHEILA. We see the bullet flying across the street in slow

motion.



CUT TO:

INT. - GERALD'S OFFICE. AFTERNOON.



Gerald comes to a supreme realization.



GERALD:

Oh, my God...



CUT TO:

EXT. THE STREETS OF KEY WEST. AFTERNOON.



All of the action is in slow motion. Michael is thrown

backwards, pushed onto a sidewalk.



CUT TO:

INT. - GERALD'S OFFICE.



GERALD:

What have I done?



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EXT. THE STREETS OF KEY WEST - SLOW MOTION.



As Sheila flies backward, the bullet pierces through her

skull, and her brains are blown out of the front of her

head. She begins to slowly fall to the ground, the musical

score stops abruptly.



1. Attacker slits her wrist, she falls backward
2. Attacker slits her throat
3. She flies backward - is this still momentum from the throat slitting? has she not hit the ground yet from fall #1? or is this Hollywood gunshot impact "flies backward" (which is a physical impossibility but I'll give you that one since it seems to be an established part of film iconography)? If it's 'knockback' from the shot then why are
4. ...her brains then going to erupt forward?

You have your alleged heroine bouncing around like a fucking rubber ball as she dies in a DEEPLY SYMBOLIC WAY; are we supposed to be touched and outraged here or just laughing our asses off at your Benny Hill style hijinx?

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Hey, Einstein...check out the dates.

http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000690740


For anybody looking for some really good laughs, go browse that page and see our little buddy in action, back in 2006.

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You insult every member on this forum, you lying little shit.


You are not every member on this forum. You are hardly even a member here.

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You honestly expect people to believe that it is me?

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Let me repeat myself for ya, dipshit.....even a 5 year old could tell that it is.

Should we start a new poll, and see who thinks it is and who doesn't?

Nah, its totally unnecessary. Its you. No question.

Isaac the filmmaker and his alternate usernames, trying shamelessly to pimp out his screeplay, only to have it torn to shreds by the other members.

Best laughs I've had in weeks.

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Oh, come off it. I had never even seen any of that until YOU posted it. I don't go frantically searching for any "dirt" I can find on you. This thread was perfectly fine until you started disrupting it with your trolling. And, for the record, I am incredibly private with things I've written. If I've never posted a screenplay here and tried to "pimp out my writing" here, what makes you think I'd post something somewhere else?

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Only Zuumbee could be dumb enough to choose such an incredibly obvious user-name to start posting shit about me.

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Face it. You are a liar and a weasel.

Those threads show you at your finest.

Denial is what you do best.

Misdirection is what you do second best.

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The Isaac and zombie1210 love nest thread

EXCELLENT CHANGE OF TITLE!

It would make a great movie!
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Better get started on the screenplay Isaac....er.....Boingo Zappa!


Post your script, here, and then start up a few new usernames so you can tell us how good it is.

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