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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:50 am 
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As I listened to Ted Nugent's 'Wango Tango' the other day I was a bit taken aback. Ted uses colorful language to paint a picture of the vigorous ass pounding he evidently gave to this poor woman - that's just him being an artist and masterful story teller and we should expect no less. But when he states he's 'going to get a little talcum - he's going to borrow it from Malcom' a red flag goes off for me. Are we really to believe that while he's 'wango-ing' this girl 'to death' (as he states) there just happens to be a guy in the room named Malcom and he happens to have with him some talcum? I call bullshit. You fucked up there Ted. Now I call the whole story in to question.

So that got me thinking... If we can't trust the Wango Tango of all things, what other songs are out there that might not be 100% true?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:34 am 
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I used to think Dinah Moe Humm wasn't entirely true.

Until I found this:
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Case closed...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:07 am 
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Hahaha ... good one MTF :mrgreen:

Besides I think 90 % of all love songs are not true :wink:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:47 am 
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Air Supply - You're Every Woman In The World To Me

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:17 pm 
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I've never been able to find any evidence that 2112 will occur the way Rush said it will. Although I haven't been able to disprove it either. Gonna have to wait on that one.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:27 pm 
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I heard something about the song "Jesse's Girl". I think originally, it was George, not Jesse. I think love songs are like movies that are "based on" a true story....modified to fit whatever need the artist has. BTW....Jesse over George? Good call on that one.....

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Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl" is actually based on a rich guy. Who woulda thunk it?


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Isn't Kapt. Kiiirk proving this wrong?

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