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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:20 am 
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ok, guys.

a janitor at an ivy league college.
he is a dolphin with the brain of a honey badger.
his name is carl. "work folk" call him "zippy".

carl/zippy is having problems with his marriage.

in the past 2 weeks he has paid a "friend" to choke his wife 3 or 4 times.
she is starting to catch on (we'll call her "lily").

lily hires a private investigator. an "old friend". his name is dale


... OR IS IT!?!?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:59 am 
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How about:
Isaac Baranoff (whatever is the spelling), young Florida self-entitled filmmaker re-enters the forum under the banner of lapsed maps...

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:14 am 
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
How about:
Isaac Baranoff (whatever is the spelling), young Florida self-entitled filmmaker re-enters the forum under the banner of lapsed maps...

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Good god, that's inexcusable. Accusing LM like that.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:02 pm 
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If it is not true, then I apologize. File it under Fiction...

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:03 pm 
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Two lezzie sluts decide to lick each others pussies on a sweltering friday night in the san fernando valley.

Action!


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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
If it is not true, then I apologize. File it under Fiction...
... maybe just be a bit more careful with that finger gun. You could put an eye out! :shock:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:16 pm 
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Three bitchy lesbian sluts work at a muffler shop. They rub motor oil on their clits and lick each other. Mr Bungle plays in the background.

Muffler girl 1: i am so fucking hot
muffler girl 2: lick my asshole
muffler girl 3: where's the motor oil?
muffler girl 2: oh yeah. Oh my god yes! All the way in!
muffler girl 1: after this i will treat you two fine ladies to Jack In The Box
muffler girl 3: shut up and hand me that crowbar, bitch


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:40 am 
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whoa nelly!
i am seeing some real creative juices flying here (no pun intended)!
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an old beachcomber (we will refer to him as "gnarlo") inherits a grand piano.
gnarlo attempts playing four freshmen songs on the piano - to no avail
... as gnarlo realizes that he is indeed a leper.
luckily, his fingers do not actually fall off onto the sand...
they just have 0 nerve endings.


also, gnarlo is tone deaf.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:58 am 
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To tie-in with the recent interest in '200 Motels' I think it should be remade, with 'Mumford & Sons' taking the place of FZ and the MOI; bring it right up to date.


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meh... i don't think i would want to sit through that one.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:23 am 
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Make an animated movie, but just trace all the images from actual pictures.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:25 am 
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We open outside the largest penitentiary in California.
It's night. It's raining. A limousine comes through the gate...
past demonstrators holding a candlelight vigil.
The candles under the umbrellas glow like Japanese lanterns.
A lone demonstrator, a black woman,steps in front of the limousine.
The lights illuminate herlike a spirit.
Her eyes fix upon those of the sole passenger.
The moment is devastating between them.
He's the D.A. She's the mother of the person being executed.

The D.A. Believes in the death penalty.
And the execution is a hard case. Black, and definitely guilty.
The greatest democracy in the world, and 36% of people on death row are black. Poor, disadvantaged black.
He swears the next person he sees to die...
will be smart, rich and white.
- You, me, whoever...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:12 am 
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deuce wrote:
We open outside the largest penitentiary in California.
It's night. It's raining. A limousine comes through the gate...
past demonstrators holding a candlelight vigil.
The candles under the umbrellas glow like Japanese lanterns.
A lone demonstrator, a black woman,steps in front of the limousine.
The lights illuminate herlike a spirit.
Her eyes fix upon those of the sole passenger.
The moment is devastating between them.
He's the D.A. She's the mother of the person being executed.

The D.A. Believes in the death penalty.
And the execution is a hard case. Black, and definitely guilty.
The greatest democracy in the world, and 36% of people on death row are black. Poor, disadvantaged black.
He swears the next person he sees to die...
will be smart, rich and white.
- You, me, whoever...


Ain't me man. I'm only white.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 6:09 pm 
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Are we trying to sell these films or are we creating "art"?

I'm in it for the art, of course.

MUFFler GIRLS 2

Mechanics garage. Night. A Jack In The Box calendar is on the back wall. It's Dec 2nd, 2015. Mr Bungle plays softly. Any song.


MUFFler girl 1: Every time I have sex with Lapsed Maps he leaves me completely unsatisfied. It's like not getting fucked at all.

MUFFler girl 2: Why doncha come over here and sit on my face and see if I can make it better?

MUFFler Girl 3: Shut up and hand me the crowbar, bitch.


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An imposing black structure provides a connection between the past and the future. When astronauts are sent on a mysterious mission, their ship's computer system begins to display increasingly strange behavior, leading up to a tense showdown between man and machine that results in a mind-bending trek through space and time.

Nah, forget it, I like downer's idea better. Carry on, dm!

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A black screen. 90 minutes later the credits roll. The End.

Pretty avant guard I admit, but something that could get some attention at some indie film festivals.


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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
How about:
Isaac Baranoff (whatever is the spelling), young Florida self-entitled filmmaker re-enters the forum under the banner of lapsed maps...


Here's Isaac in his natural habitat (Facebook):
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:27 am 
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downer mydnyte wrote:
Are we trying to sell these films or are we creating "art"?

hey buddy, it is really up to you (guys).
i am making mine just for the fun...
and lord knows i am having heaping helpings of fun reading your contributions!
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a failed/bitter magician decides to up his game on the basketball court by inventing an overabundance of exploding basketballs.


(still working on that one)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:24 pm 
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Opening sequence
Lacks Abs is a midwestern boy with a lot on his mind. Dave OG is a surfer from Huntington Beach who works PR for AC/DC. Lacks calls into a national radio show one day and disses the modern day AC/DC. Dave OG is ordered by Phil Rudd to fuel up the private plane and head out to the flatlands to teach Abs about respect. Abs waits by the door with a hatchet. She's Got Balls plays on his 20 dollar computer speakers. It's a tribute band version. A group of German dwarfs with a 7 foot tall African lead singer who call themselves ACid/D-C'd. Dave, 9mm in hand, knocks on the wrong door. It's Trendmonger's place. The resulting scream of horror from OG is so bone chilling that Lacks Abs drops the hatchet and pisses himself.

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downer mydnyte wrote:
Opening sequence
Lacks Abs is a midwestern boy with a lot on his mind. Dave OG is a surfer from Huntington Beach who works PR for AC/DC. Lacks calls into a national radio show one day and disses the modern day AC/DC. Dave OG is ordered by Phil Rudd to fuel up the private plane and head out to the flatlands to teach Abs about respect. Abs waits by the door with a hatchet. She's Got Balls plays on his 20 dollar computer speakers. It's a tribute band version. A group of German dwarfs with a 7 foot tall African lead singer who call themselves ACid/D-C'd. Dave, 9mm in hand, knocks on the wrong door. It's Trendmonger's place. The resulting scream of horror from OG is so bone chilling that Lacks Abs drops the hatchet and pisses himself.
Then two lesbians start licking each other and just totally going to town.
Roll Opening credits


I've added a little something, see if you approve.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:36 pm 
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^^ Perfect, Cal.

I laughed. I cried. I thought about jerking off. Exactly what any enterprising film producer wants in a script- along with half the writing credit.


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A young man and young woman meet randomly. Some initial mutual attraction but we don't really know where it's going to go. Eventually they start dating and seem to be having a good time. They have a hard patch where they doubt whether they should really be together and eventually break up. They miss each other. They randomly (or possibly intentionally?) meet up again and rekindle their romance. We get the idea that they will be very happy together for the rest of their lives.


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I can't write.

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downer mydnyte wrote:
Opening sequence
Lacks Abs is a midwestern boy with a lot on his mind. Dave OG is a surfer from Huntington Beach who works PR for AC/DC. Lacks calls into a national radio show one day and disses the modern day AC/DC. Dave OG is ordered by Phil Rudd to fuel up the private plane and head out to the flatlands to teach Abs about respect. Abs waits by the door with a hatchet. She's Got Balls plays on his 20 dollar computer speakers. It's a tribute band version. A group of German dwarfs with a 7 foot tall African lead singer who call themselves ACid/D-C'd. Dave, 9mm in hand, knocks on the wrong door. It's Trendmonger's place. The resulting scream of horror from OG is so bone chilling that Lacks Abs drops the hatchet and pisses himself.

Roll Opening credits

hey downer, thanks for this. i haven't read it yet. i am saving it for when i am in a sour mood.
i don't know what i am in for..(LOL).. but i am betting (not money) that i am in for a real sweet treat!

so yeah, thanks! :D

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:27 am 
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KUIII wrote:
A young man and young woman meet randomly. Some initial mutual attraction but we don't really know where it's going to go. Eventually they start dating and seem to be having a good time. They have a hard patch where they doubt whether they should really be together and eventually break up. They miss each other. They randomly (or possibly intentionally?) meet up again and rekindle their romance. We get the idea that they will be very happy together for the rest of their lives.

oh, HAHAAAHAAAA! i get it! the chris brown and rihanna story!! good one ku3!

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