one of the uglies wrote:
I'll probably get booed for this, but here goes:
The original MONO mix of Cruisin' With Ruben and the Jets.
I want the premixed record crackle, the varient solos, the original harmonies, the ultra compressed drums and bass, all things GREAT AND WONDERFULL that were designed to make it sound like a beat up old album from the 50's. Plus single versions, studio outtakes, and if there is a magically listenable version.. ORIGINAL stereo would be nice too, all in a snazzy little multi disc limited edition.
And an EXCITING THILLS and CHILLS limited, limited edition, for those who are truly strange.
That comes with your very own tube of greasy hair goop, and a life sized set of pachuco hop stencils (made of metal,) and a blow torch for easy dance floor modification at your local disco.
And this one time only offer if you order now, RIGHT NOW, did you get your order in, NO? Well then you're too late buddy! We'll even throw in a '57 CHEVY convertable with wire rims and white walls. All for the low low price of $19.99
I'm just sayin' it would be cool.
That would be a lovely package.
I want a complete unedited DVD of the Royal Festival Hall performance from '68. Even Zappa said himself that it was a fair performance, please Gail, please............